Pictured curled up in failure: Brooklyn-based Bangladeshi cab driver, 27, in a suicide vest who caused rush hour panic in Manhattan when his homemade pipe bomb went off early. Oh my not a white domestic NRA member terrorist. Surprise he’s a Muslim and this was a terror attack in the name of ISIS. No virgins for him.
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Yeah, I don't think he's going to be able to service those virgins now ...
No virgins, no land of milk and honey, just Nurse Cratchit standing there. Telling him she has to change his catheter.
Hurry call Jeff Dunham and have Achmed come and get his relative off the sidewalk. Talk about blowing your load early.