Please make Kate Winslet shut up

No matter how many awards Kate Winslet wins, she never knows what to say.

Winslet recently won double Golden Globes and last night won a Screen Actors Guild award. Yet she always gets to the podium, clutches her award like it’s struggling to get away, quickly becomes overcome with emotion and announces that she doesn’t know what to say.

“It is really an honor to be included in such a remarkable year and [to] be acknowledged by my peers in this way,” Winslet said last night. “”I’m a little bit lost for words. I’m sorry.”

Here’s a really creative tip thats works for us every time we pick up our Pulitzer Prize: 3 x 5 cards. Try ‘em, Kate.

By the way, we really enjoyed saying “Kate Winslet” and “double Golden Globes” in the same sentence. We hope you enjoyed reading it.

This post was last modified on July 7, 2009

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    Meryl is getting on my last nerve I used to love her but I cannot stand her these old liberal hags the older they get the crazier they get.

  • ok...so the british oscar whore has now finally won her Oscar....so will KATE WINSLET NOW PLEASE SHUT HER FAT TRAP AND TAKE HER UNTALENTED ASS BACK TO BRITAIN....I SWEAR IF I HEAR ONE MORE WORD ABOUT WHAT A "GREAT ACTRESS" SHE IS I WILL GO OFF THE DEEP END....MERYL STREEP HAS MORE TALENT IN THE ROOT OF ONE OF HER HAIRS THAN THAT FUGLY BITCH WINSLET HAS IN HER WHOLE DAMN BODY.....NOW SHUT THE HELL UP WINSLET.....

    • Why don't you shut up, I mean bloody hell what has she done to deserve all this. I mean you can't blame her for being sucessful and being speech less after winning her oscar. I also suggest you talk to a proffesional if you believe kate winslet is fat.

  • I, for one have heard enough of Ms Winslet in 2009 already, and especially when she's mentioned in the same sentence as that flippin' film Slumdog whatever it is. Everytime I turn the news on... there she is. So tonight, for once, I turned the channel over, and what did I find? Her in that awful "Enigma" film. She's taunting me!!!!

    Kevin (previous comment) might think she looks better nude, but I for one will forgoe that particular pleasure, just if I don't have to hear anything more about her, at least, PLEASE, for a few months.. but with the Oscars around the corner I don't think that will happen for a while.... sigh.

    Arghhhh!!!!