Decisions, decisions, decisions. Should you pay $899 for this limited edition Barack Obama bronze bust or $19.95 for this Chia Pet Barack Obama bust?
We realize this is a very difficult decision. So as a public service, IHateTheMedia.com offers this information to help you make your choice:
The one-of-a-kind Obama bust sits atop a hand-carved platform made by artisans of Kogelo, Kenya, the home village of President Obama’s alcoholic, abusive father. You can choose between two poses – Candidate Obama, so full of hope and change, or President Obama, beaming proudly in his full socialist glory. Please be aware that all proceeds go to a Kenyan charity. Total cost: $899.00.
The Chia Pet Obama bust is made of clay (much like the actual Obama’s feet). It comes with a convenient drip tray, handmade planter, enough seeds for three plantings, plus planting and care instructions. And if Barack Obama isn’t your cup of tea, you can also choose from other presidents who are actually known to love their country (George Washington and Abe Lincoln) or the Statue of Liberty. Total cost $19.95 plus shipping.
This is an easy choice for us. Give us the chia pet Obama. Because The Greatest President in History deserves to be seen in his full, green glory.
We can’t think of anything we’d rather see under our tree this Christmas this year.
Source: Avestllc.com
This post was last modified on June 22, 2021
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The only way I would have one of them is if I was paid to take it. Then it would get listed on ebay so I could get paid again for it.
Someone should buy that chia thing and plant seeds in the nose and ears. It would be funny. To me at least :).
The ears should have been much bigger to allow easy watering.
The only problem with that is the water would run out the other ear because there's nothing in between.
Richard Simmons, barack obama-same difference from what I have seen on youtube!
I have always wondered, is that real alfalfa sprouts on a chia pet? can you put them on a salad? If one could have the alfalfa sprouts, then wouldn't barry be tossing your salad? Just wondering
I DON'T WANT ANY BUST OF BARACK HUSSIEN OBAMA AT ANY PRICE. I DETEST HIM. I MUST CONFESS THAT I THOUGHT THE 'CHIA OBAMA' LOOKS MORE LIKE RICHARD SIMMONS THAN OBAMA. AS FAR AS I KNOW, OBAMA HASN'T SPORTED AN AFRO SINCE THE 1970'S. TOO BAD YOU CAN'T GET ONE OF THOSE DARN THINGS TO GROW A TURBAN.
And, for the record - I'll take the chia Dear Leader. At least it serves a purpose, and you can grow something on its head vs the real POTUS who it seems can only grow debt.
After the Chia-Obama came out last winter, Dear Leader fussed and they were pulled from the market. The only place you could get them then was on E-bay. A friend of ours found one and donated it as a door prize for our gun club. That was fun. Guess Dear Leader lost some sort of lawsuit, as they are now featured in commercials on cable TV. The admin actually claimed it was undignified. I thought that was the point.