Police hunting ‘mystery pooper’ defecating on park slides

Mystery poop found on park slides: It appears they delivered the Obamacare enrollment numbers to the wrong place again.

This post was last modified on April 4, 2014

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  • Perhaps slides are the Muslim replacement for 3 stones? It's kinda hard to find stones in urban areas yannow.

    • Or, maybe the pooper is our former food stamp recipient, and he ran out of his My Little Pony diapers.

  • I see they're going all to feces over this... more excremental erosions to children's liberties no doubt. Will it take a stoolie to rat this new crap- err.. crop of criminal... put a skid mark on his record?

    Had the headline read: "Mystery Poop on Slide" I'd have assumed the story was about our enigma president's poll numbers.

  • The Phantom Pooper.....sounds like a job for an Obamanite....Faster that speeding poo, able to craw up slides in a single bound. A true libTURD. Probably hates kids since he/she got arrested for child molestation...

  • There's no a mystery pooper, it's just Botox Pelosi again, passing stuff to find out what's in it.