Police: Loop convenience store robbed 5 times in 1 week. Chicago is so bad being a robber is now considered full-time employment. The robberies occurred on 3:37 AM Dec. 23, 2:21 AM Dec. 24, 1:32 AM Dec. 25, 2:20 AM Dec. 28 and 1:35 AM Dec. 30.
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Wait a minute. Isn't Shitcago a gun free utopia? These things should not be happening in such a loving place.
More proof that the a crime is committed in seconds and we get there in minutes. Would the elected officials (stealers) be willing to denounce the robbers? Will they realize that their utopia is really a true shit hole?
Thinking about hanging around outside and just robbing the robbers...
5 times in one week? Were the Clintons in town?
Oh wait, that would have been 5 rapes in one week, my bad.....
Day
Sorry, 5 times in one day, it must have been a DNC convention.
5 times in one week? The Rahms Raiders couldn't put one cop in the store after the 2nd robbery to try to catch the fools? Seeing as it is Chicago the c-store is probably run by an immigrant from India or the middle east, fair game for the home grown black thugs in the city.
Something for our resident LEOs to slobber over. https://youtu.be/OYX3YXnwF9k
Our sheriffs department got 3 Dodge Challengers last year, the guys love them. One deputy told me that the car doesn't feel right until it hits 100 then it really goes!
Had the owner (and the employees been allowed to) have a weapon perhaps the robbery would have happened one time and there would be a dead robber on the floor... after that no one else is going to be robbing that place.
Leave the chalk outline there as a reminder?
Yes sir... with a sign that says "This is what happens when you rob my store, you get ventilated"
If Obama owned a store. . .
Convenience Store == Chicago ATM
It's no longer PC to call them robbers, they're Independent Redistribution Specialists.
Otherwise known as " Spontaneous Privatisation Specialists".
It has a more professional ring to it.
Income Equality Researchers?
Wealth Allocation Specialist Personnel? No, wait, that doesn't work--the acronym is wrong.
If they are full time robbers does the government have to offer them health insurance?
They get all the medical care they need in prison as they go through the revolving door.