Professors Now Say SLAVERY Forced Colleague To Batter Teen, Destroy Her Anti-Abortion Poster

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• Sally Burnett, 26, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws and, while there, went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries.
  Later, her husband noticed her sitting in her car in the driveway with the windows rolled up and her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head.

  He became concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that Sally's eyes were now open and she looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay, and Sally replied that she had been shot in the back of the head and had been holding her brains in for over an hour.

  The husband called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were locked and Sally refused to remove her hands from her head.

  When they finally got in, they found that Sally had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head.

  A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head.

  When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly recovered.
  Sally is a blonde, a Democrat, and an Obama supporter, but that could all be a coincidence.

  The defective biscuit canister was analyzed and the expiration date was from 2008, so it was determined to be Bush's fault.

• Oh also is it just me or are feminist a ugly bunch?

  • Sexism, only ugly bitches complain about it.

    • The uglier they are, the louder they scream.

  • The last time I looked, slavery ended back in the 1860s. There is even an amendment to the US Constitution abolishing slavery here. Therefore slavery could not have caused her stupidity and assault on a teen age girl. Being a racist, anti life bitch might have been the reason though.

    Being fat and ugly are all prerequisites of being a femi nazi.

    • This broad is a real charmer:

      The professor is Mireille Miller-Young. She is an associate professor in the feminist studies department who specializes in queer theory, black film and pornography.

• Funny how they holler about rights and freedom to be who u want to than take every chance they get to take others away

• I was born and raised in SB. Went to UCSB. Still live here and it is a shame what the leftists have done to a great city.

  This fat ugly bitch should be in jail. You can damn well bet if a white male Christian did this he would be in jail. I hope that the poor young woman sues the bejebbers out of the black leftist violent lesbian bitch. Also hope I'm on the jury.

• The logic of the professor's allies is iron clad if ever you should need to be freed from personal responsibility.

  • Slavery should have been disallowed as an excuse long ago, along with "The Devil made me do it" and "It's Bush's fault".

• I have a way better lame excuse for her to use...see below.

  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0SLifea3NHQ

• more money for the lawyers. all this is about lawsuits, lawsuits, lawsuits. notice all the civil rights issues we've been having for a few years now? who benefits from those, really? i mean, FINANCIALLY???

  lawyers were the biggest donors to the current admin.

• Oh GOD just make it stop.....

• I guess she missed the memo..Lincoln freed the slaves....Just another libtard excuse...and a really flimsy one at that....Kinda like Lizzie Warren is an Indian and Hillary was dead broke, and Obumbles is the smartest man in the room...Hang on a second, I have to scrap the shit off my shoes cause it is getting deep.

  • I see the troll is having trouble handling the truth again..Poor wittle troll...still scared to post a comment? But then again it is hard to defend a libturd who is this utterly stupid and blames something that ended about 150 years ago for her problems....

    • Haven't you heard? All those Democrat KKK members are now Republicans! It's an amazing transformation that happened literally overnight! When Lincoln freed the slaves, the Dems became Reps, because the Reps were the ones that hate blacks. :roll:
      Then, when the hero of the stupid, LBJ, forced Reps to vote for the Civil Rights Act, they came south and converted all those racist Dems to Reps, because Dems were never really racist, it was all a big media ploy to make them look bad.
      /sarc

      • If her logic is correct, then (according to my mother) I had some Jewish persons in my family at some point, so I should be able to run around and destroy shit and kill people I don't like because my ancestors spent forty years wandering the desert, and were slaves to the Egyptians??

        • I've said it before, being Sicilian, the odds are pretty good that I have more black blood in my veins than Fauxchahontas has Cherokee blood. But, for some strange reason, I never felt the need to loot and destroy other peoples stuff because my team won a championship, or someone in my community was shot for attacking a cop.
          Is there something wrong with me?

• Slavery??? So- they're finally sort of suggesting that it was the Democrats fault? Nah- couldn't be... they'll associate slavery with the GOP and claim that Lincoln was a Democrat... and the LIVs will believe them.

  • This disinformation campaign has been happening for a long time. We have a columnist in the local paper that they toss in your driveway for free twice a week, that just wrote a column talking about how Republicans are all racist, and that LBJ advanced the Civil Rights Act of 1964! He claimed that the Republicans preyed on southern white resentment for political gain. That is his excuse for why Republicans are strong in the south. It couldn't have anything to do with any reason other than racism according to this Demoturd troll.