Republican mayor of Lancaster, California wonders if we will survive the upcoming CO2-induced wars.
When asked by New York Times reporter Felicity Barringer if he views global warming as an imminent threat, Parris replied “absolutely.” He continued: “I may be a Republican. I’m not an idiot.”
We beg to differ on both issues. Perhaps next week he’ll announce the City of Lancaster is building an Ark for when that global warming induced sea-level rise hits Lancaster, CA at 2,359 ft above sea-level.
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People need to stop talking crap about crap they know nothing about. They need to do that as soon as possible because damn, they be looking stupid.
CO2 = plant food.
Why do they want to cut off the supply of plant food?
Why do they hate plants?
Then they produce OXYGEN. You know, the stuff we need to breathe.
BTW, "I may be a Republican. I'm not an idiot." BS, you are a dupe, & you need to be out of politics ASAP.
I don't know why he's so worried about rising CO2 levels in Kalifornia, the insuring chaos from the next downgrade and bankruptcy of the state will be far more hazardous to someone's health.
They need a high speed canal from Lancaster to Victorville, at a cost of, oh, a couple hundred billion borrowed dollars. Failure to this will doom the California economy to 3rd World status. Oops. Too late...
The kind of Republican the NY Times can embrace. So sorry Mr. Mayor, you're a Republican and an idiot. Living in a state run by idiots has adversely affected your intelligence and your judgement.
Are we sure he's not related to McCain?
There are NO republicans left in Kalifornia, they are all left leaning RINOS who only give a shit about themselves. Kalifornia has completely gone to the dark side. If this guy is a republican, Barney Frank is a heterosexual.
(Glenn) Reynolds' Second Law “The more a government wants to run its citizens’ lives, the worse job it will do at the most basic tasks of government.”
A mayor is "hired" to run a city, not make plans for the "war" on climate change or some such bullshit. More than likely, this town is FUBAR but this guy is an amibitious schmuck seeking publicity so instead of doing what he's paid to do, he spends his time carping to brain-dead journ0lists about something that's none of his business.