Rumors of the world’s demise have been greatly exaggerated: All the same we have some concern for all the foolish things that will be done by those afraid the world will be ending today or those that have no fear of it still being here tomorrow.
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What the hell is with these Mayans? The world ended back in January of 2008.
Only our little corner of the world.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KjWGgaxCjnE
I answered all my FB friends that were talking about it with, "See you tomorrow. Right here."
I would have posted a binding contract turning over all of their assets to me, asked them to sign it and mail it to me. If they were convinced the world WOULD end, what would they have to lose?
But I am kinda capitalistic that way.
I did make some suggestions about any expensive jewelry or automobiles they might have.
Yet another example of widespread incomprehensible stupidity. And we wonder how people like Obama, Pelosi, Franken, Hank Johnson, Jesse Jr, Maxine Waters, Harry Reid, etc, etc. not to mention Francus Hollande get elected. No wonder the Nigerian Prince and Grandpa scams, among many, rake in billions. It would all be hilarious if the rest of us didnt have to live with the results of what these idiots do.
Well, since the world is going to end anyway, might as well go out with a joke!
Woman meets dentist.........
A guy and a girl meet at a bar
They get along so well that they decide to go to the girl's place.
A few drinks later, the guy takes off his shirt and then washes his hands.
He then takes off his trousers and again washes his hands.
The girl has been watching him and says:
"You must be a dentist."
The guy, surprised, says:
"Yes .... How did you figure that out?"
"Easy.." she replies, "you keep washing your hands."
One thing leads to another and they make love.
After it's over the girl says: "You must be a good dentist."
The guy, now with an inflated ego, says:
"Sure - I'm a good dentist. How did you figure that out?"
The girl replies:....
"Didn't feel a thing."
So you're saying she should have picked up a Drill Sargent?
Rememebr "the rapture"? I was in Saskatoon, Saskatchewan on May 21, 2011...
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-13468131
...& I used the skills I learned from surviving that "end of the world" prediction & put them to use last night. It was'nt luck that I survived both "the rapture" & the Mayan calander ending. I was prepaired, & I'm alive today because I was.
BTW, Saskatoon & Regina are nice towns, & I enjoyed myself there.
Happy dooms day, er uh, I mean Friday!
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MUWAH!
Hey there Poppa. Thanks for the coffee this mornin'.
Well, the day isn't over yet. Not that I expect it to end, but you never know.
There is still HOPE for a major CHANGE! LMAO
With any luck 0bama will return to the mother ship.
And leave us with Joe Biteme?
He can be the pilot.