Sandra Fluke is a candidate for Time’s “Person of the Year.” “I know Time also selected Hitler one year, but at least Hitler could draw a crowd.” And at it’s current newstand cover price, Time is the perfect place to dump your unwanted $3.95 just in case there isn’t a rathole or a sewer nearby.
This post was last modified on January 26, 2021
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Another fine example of why Time is dying an agonizing slow death.
$3.95??? Really? For $3.95 one can buy a good amount of Charmin. It is way more comfortable and both products are only really good for the same purpose. Except that you can also use Charmin for wiping stuff up and blowing your nose.
Time? The magazine? THAT'S still around?
I dont think I have ever read Time magazine now that I think about it.
While I know she's the one in the black and white dress on the right of the photo, in 10 years, she'll be the one in the denim and flip-flops on the sidewalk.
Then, she'll be asking for the government to provide filling for the free condoms.
I was about to state that she looks a little hefty in that photo. Flukey Pukey's fifteen minutes should have been up by now.
And the government will give her GMO Meat, aka - Test ------ Tube Steak.
She'll want a man, but will get "mystery meat" hot dogs.