Scientists taught monkeys the concept of money. Not long after, the first prostitute monkey appeared. Not long after that, the first monkey politicians appeared. Not long after that, the monkey economy suffered its first depression.
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The monkeys were seen leaving Barney Frank's townhouse.
"...has a small brain, and it’s pretty much focused on food and sex... You can feed them marshmallows all day, they’ll throw up and then come back for more."
Replace the word 'food' with 'power' and 'them marshmallows' with 'their ego', and I think you just described every branch of our government.
Besides that, this may be the funniest article I've ever read.
They have a better grasp of market forces than most politicians do.
Longer fingers, bigger brains.
LOL :-)
That is in an interesting article. There is a guy name buffalo there that had an interesting set of questions on the bottom. The thing about "monkey prostitution" is not new. For decades people know that monkeys can and do exchange sex for food and protection. They just added another level there that is all. That is nothing new. It wasn't the money that created the prostitution at all.
Prime Minister Cheetah today defended his administration as the most "transparent" ever elected in the monkey kingdom. He angry stated his did not have sexual relations with that monkey, and said that it was only because he was a chimpanzee that he was being attacked. he also went on to state that Banana prices would "necessarily skyrocket" until we were able to replace bananas with an alternative "green" source. He defended his economic record stating that the gorilla's were going to help us bail out the pedal car companies because they are too big to fail. He also defended his wife's plan to make school lunches more nutritious and then declared that pizza is a vegetable. He then left the press conference in a hurry to catch a vine to the golf course where he planned to spend the next few days throwing golf balls at passing humans.
Meanwhile, the leader of the DMC also held a press conference. Debbie Scratchherbutt much said that the economy was doing great and she was confident Prime minister Cheetah would be reelected to another 20 year term.
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NSS you really should consider becoming a writer. Less dangerous than being a cop and all the liberals will love you just because!
Nah being a cop is too much fun..I think the goofy shit comes from my years working in radio before I became a cop..between the two you get a strange sense of humor...plus I don't think liberals will ever like me...and thats just fine with me..:)
HAHA you are probably right. And yes, I get the humor thing. As a nurses, my collegues and I certainly developed a rather psychotic sense of humor! Radio? Why did you leave?
You can only play "Smoke on the Water" and Stairway to Heaven" about a million times before you get tired of it...plus when I left Rap was the coming thing and disco shit was still being played..that's not music, its irritating shit with a beat....
Gotcha. I could tolerate a certainamount of disco, but rap just isn't music, no matter how you cut it. Verbal poetry? Maybe, but not music. And the monotone, 1/8th note off harmony hurts my ears.
I hear Dear Leader uses Monkey Butt Powder to sooth his chapped lips, all that bull shit spewing forth tends to be abrasive.
He gets it straight from the Monkey's Butt.
Those scientists were RAAAACISTS!