Secret Service agents prepping for Obama visit startled by big lizard

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• When reptiles attack:
  http://www.theblaze.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/barack-obama-kisses-aung-san-suu-kyi.jpg

• SS, no worries. Thai Lizards are known to hate lying, self-serving weak-assed leaders. So they will steer clear of Obama.

  • That's too bad, I was hoping they ate them.

• Big lizards? Did someone spot members of the first Wookies entourage?

  • that point is moot, she/it will spot them once she/it realizes she's outta kotex.

    i mean srsly, ya gotta know she's/it's hankering for a good tonguing.

• BANGKOK - barry's fave pastime
  yingluck - honestly read yinglick first time through.

• I didn't know Mrs. Obama's family live in Thailand?

• They got to be careful with hookers, some might be packing

  • But,........packing what?

    • Fudge packers in Thailand......

• I'm suprised the big, bad Secret Service agents didn't fill the poor lizard full of gooberment issued lead.

• Do our schools teach geography any more? Komodo dragons live on the Island of Madagascar, (Malagasy People's Republic) some 9 to 10 thousand miles away.

  • These are Secret Service agents. They may not know geography but they know every hooker's phone number in Asia.

    • And South America!

  • Geography doesn't always get into the local biologicals, even if they do teach it, which is only successful if the mushed heads are learning it. We have elected officials that are unaware the Mexican border bumps into Arizona. This sort probably figures Komodo is a small town in Asia, like Hawai'i.

• I spent a year in Bangkok when I was 10 {1971-72}. There were snakes everywhere. Giant lizards not so much. We would catch the snakes and play with them. None of us ever got bitten thank G-d. Looking back, it was quite unbelievable.

  • Thank G-d indeed!

• Looks more like James Carville.