Slate Humans should be able to marry robots

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• The people over at Slate are hoping that by marrying robots, they will increase the IQ of their offspring, since they have no shot at being anything better than the floor sweeper at McDonalds if they get any dumber than their parents.

  • What if the robot decides to abort the offspring?

    • nano-tech parts selling by Planned...? now what do we call it?

      • Unplanned Robothood......

• The Stepford Wives - soon to be a reality if some get their way.

• Bwarney Frank just proposed to C3PO........R2D2 will be the best man/bartender/waiter, and drink holder.....

• So if Hilary marries her email server, it cannot be forced to testify against her, right?

  • You just watch, you said it, some lawyer is gonna try it. Seriously, they will.

    • Sure. There is no scam a Clinton will not try.

• Dolphins too. Everybody knows they're smarter than we are.

• Well, okay, but I draw the line at letting robots marry one another, even thought that will get me in trouble with PETIO(People for the Ethical Treatment of Inanimate Objects).

  • What is your stand on gay robots?

• Chris Hayes is going to be extremely pleased to hear this.