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Star of Pro-Obama Super PAC ad unleashed: “Obama is a jerk, a pantywaist, a lightweight, a blowhard”

Star of Pro-Obama Super PAC ad unleashed: “Obama is a jerk, a pantywaist, a lightweight, a blowhard.” “I could really care less about Obama,” Donnie Box says. “… He doesn’t have the guts to say what’s on his mind.” What’s on his mind, Donnie, is the wind whistlin’ in the trees – Obama doesn’t need guts to speak his mind, he just needs to learn to pronouce “Whooosh!”

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View Comments (4)

MGAP says:

July 18, 2012 at 9:59 am

I think this is insulting to jerks and pantywaists.
Sunny says:

July 17, 2012 at 7:27 pm

But, but he has swag!
Sidekick says:

July 17, 2012 at 5:45 pm

Who cares what this useful idiot thinks? He voluntarily appears in an ad that strays a long way from what Bain and its business model actually did (does). I hope the stupid mope enjoys the real results of his 15 minutes of fame.
- poppajoe49 says:
  
  July 18, 2012 at 5:34 am
  
  I hope he is very frugal, that ad is likely the last paying job he will ever have.