State Department lists bringing peace to Syria as 2015 accomplishment

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• another great accomplishment by the HO regime led by traitor "lurch" kerry

• Damn someone let the stupid blonde write this one. The same stupid blonde that said if we only gave ISIS jobs they'd love us.

  • I'm glad you clarified that, because there are so many stupid blondes in this administration, it would take months to figure it out on our own.

• Someone needs to provide them with a dictionary...

  • Why? Thatbwould indicate they could read!

• State Department should prove to be an excellent residency for psychiatrists.

• All thanks to Marie Barf and her magic jobs machine.

• I think that, since they're making things up we should compile a list of "accomplishments" to credit them with. I'll start:

  1- They solved global warming issues on Mars,Neptune, and Jupiter.

• No doubt Her Majesty will try to claim credit for this "accomplishment" - she needs something on her achievement list.

  • But, that will be lower on her accomplishment list than her smearing of all the little rape victims of Spoogebill Nopants.

    • Wonder is she ever found the six billion she lost as secretary of state?

      • It's in her wallet.