Student Sues Over Masturbation Assignment. “The student, Karen Royce, alleged that Kubistant instructed students to masturbate twice as often and keep detailed accounts of their sexual lives.” Silly teacher, how are they going to write detailed accounts with tired hands?
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I bet you the teacher is looking forward to grading these assignments...
I wonder if he grades on a curve.
JP! Seriously, go take a cold shower, or sit in an ice bath or something!
You're right. Showers are a great place for earning extra credits.
With the nightmare coming out of Penn State, one would think that the schools would err on the side of safety. Like firing this guy before HE gets brought up on charges and the whole school goes to shit.
Firing him... maybe the university should run that idea up the flagpole and see who salutes.
(I'm sorry, I just can't seem to stop.)
Every year, the class gets together to celebrate Easter one week early... on Palm Sunday.
Stop it, Jim, just stop it. Put the mouse down and back away from the computer.
This college professor is a total pervert and in a normal society would be fired. But, college professor and normal in the same sentence is well, not normal.
I agree 100%. The professor is a skanky pervert. I wouldn't allow my children or inlaws around him unless I was nearby with a new boxcutter.
You have to make masterbation a class assignment? Really? Really? Really?
You gotta be kidding, you don't need to assign kids to do that. All you need to do is give kids an internet connection & some privacy. Most will find their way to porn online, & then work it.
You only have to assign it if you get off on reading the reports.
Sounds like a pretty handy assignment.
I heard that many students have a good grasp on the subject.
I heard the teacher is a stickler about tardiness... he insists that students come early.
really, all of you are like 4th graders! Oh wait. You're guys. Never mind! (just kidding)
Dr. Jack Emhoff, professor of LGBTQBNAMBLA studies at Confused State declared that higher education "...has finally evolved into the utopia that Dr. Kinsey visionized it could be."
Me, after class: "Hey, want to go study together?"
Her: "Shut up, you perv!"
I would like to retroactively change my college grades to straight A+.
Bet the professor has a "vote for change" sticker on briefcase.
Makes sense now- Ive noticed liberals tend to spend waaay to much time in mom's basement-