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Subpar: Anti-Obama street art covers Santa Monica

Subpar: Anti-Obama street art covers Santa Monica. When you’ve lost Santa Monica, you’ve lost…. er… umm… well, Santa Monica.

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View Comments (8)

Trickie says:

February 19, 2014 at 8:42 pm

I heard his golf game is getting better, his balls are landing closer to the hole
- danybhoy says:
  
  February 20, 2014 at 11:21 pm
  
  I would still like to play a round of golf with the guy. Seriously, because I would like to see how good he really is, & I would LOOOOOOOOOOVE to know if he keeps a legit scorecard. Mulligans & "give me" putts distort your golf scores. I would love to know if he plays by the rules.
  
  Also, I would like to play with Clinton for the same reasons.
  - sa_rose says:
    
    February 27, 2014 at 10:52 am
    
    Do you really need to see it? Of course they cheat! Its what they do!
  - poppajoe49 says:
    
    February 21, 2014 at 4:50 am
    
    Considering how well he plays by the rules in his daily job performance, do you really have to play golf with him to know he cheats?
- flashingscotsman says:
  
  February 20, 2014 at 8:45 pm
  
  Reggie told you that?
Big Al says:

February 19, 2014 at 8:16 am

It must be art as it is pleasant to view.
- sifi says:
  
  February 19, 2014 at 9:28 am
  
  Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
  - poppajoe49 says:
    
    February 19, 2014 at 6:05 pm
    
    Beauty is in the eye of the beer-holder.