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The Democrats’ ObamaCare spin problem

The Democrats’ ObamaCare spin problem. “It’s like trying to put a positive spin on having your leg bitten off by a shark: sure, yes, in the long run you’re going to see a 50% saving on socks, but that’s not exactly comforting news while you’re watching the water around you go pink…” With such a huge crap sandwich, it’s impossible to ignore the smell.

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Bonfire of the Absurdities: After 35 year career writing software for IBM mainframes, am now self-employed contractor thinking of joining a union and striking for higher wages. Cured morbid fear of heights when I learned to look at them as lengths standing on end. Uncompromising in refusal to accept browser cookies. Amateur investor who has accumulated a small fortune in the market after starting out years ago with a large one. For recreation, I run, hike, kayak and play tennis but will not consider synchronized swimming under any circumstances.

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BengalTigger says:

March 26, 2013 at 12:54 pm

"...With such a huge crap sandwich, it’s impossible to ignore the smell."

Indeed. That's what draws all the 'rats.
- sa_rose says:
  
  March 29, 2013 at 8:39 am
  
  And other parasites.
Progressive Hemrrhoid says:

March 25, 2013 at 6:03 pm

The Commiecrats want us to believe that it is possible to pick up this turd by the clean end using your teeth with this one.
- poppajoe49 says:
  
  March 26, 2013 at 4:00 am
  
  That's where polished turds come in handy.