The Empire Strikes Back. North Korea’s connection to the Internet has been cut off, completely “toast” according to experts who suspect the United States has responded to the Sony attack.
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Only like 6 people have access. To REALLY piss them off, they should expand it, not shut it off.
No, no, no. ADD internet service. That is the asymmetrical attack. Flood the place with simple internet devices and beam in service from satellites.
A lack of internet isn't what Ding-dong-un fears, it is MORE internet.
Get a satellite to project the movie onto the top side of thin clouds for all the NK to see.
The fat little despot is going to be very angry if he doesn't get his nightly fix of girls gone wild.
What? They hacked the power grid there and turned the lights off {t'ax nss}? (coming here to city near you, folks)
So this is Obama's " proportional response"? Only 4 or 5 people losing their internet?
1. Remember the Obama regime lies all the time.
2. The Obama regime lies all the time because Obama lies all the time.
3. The FBI can't figure out all the other hacks but somehow in days figured out the Sony hack was from the Norks.
4. See points 1 & 2.
5. Would another country hacking us help Obama regulate the internet?
6. Would a regulated internet help push the fascist goals of the Obama regime?
7. http://gotnews.com/breaking-can-conclusively-confirm-north-korea-not-behind-sony-hack/
What would Occam's Razor say about this incident? What would the past six years under the fascist/racist Obama lead you to believe?
One thing is that there is nothing about the last 6 years that is that simple. NEVER think anything Obama does is simple.
Always a reason according to V. New meaning to the phrase vee-jay-jay, eh? And not a good one, talk about blood on someones hands.
Sorry, I would say Occam points sharply (ha!) to the "official narrative." NK hates us AND Japan. They cyberattack us, we cybercounterattack them.
Mr. Occam says it don't get much more simpler.
Looks like I'm being proven correct 4 days later.
Yoda Talking about Kim Un, "The retard is strong with this one"........
Dark Side is NK at nite according to satelite pics
Yeah, the metaphor doesn't quite fit, I admit.
Kim Chi's state of the art Commodore 64 only gets a busy signal when he dials-up.
Do they have a landline system in NoKo?
Yes, the one featured in the Progresso soup commercials.
They probably still use party lines.
LOL, I see what you did there! All I could come up with was 2 soup cans and string.
Use heavy string for more bandwidth.
Damn, that was pretty good.
Are we sure they didn't just switch to Frontier as their ISP?
Or AOL?
They're on Tengo WiFi. It NEVER works.
Good. I don't care whose idea in the administration it was. I fully support crushing that little turd in North Korea into dust.
But, but (no pun)... according to this his Daddy never
http://www.pilotafrica.com/2011/12/20/kim-jong-il-doesnt-pee-or-poo-that-and-other-facts-you-didnt-know-about-north-koreas-beloved-leader/