THE STRICT ‘NANNY-STATE’ FOOD GUIDELINES THAT HAVE MEANT NOT A SINGLE RESTAURANT HAS APPLIED TO SERVICE NYC’S HEALTH DEPT. CAFE. If they cook it, will anyone eat it? You have to open the restaurant first to find out.
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Here ya go, a nice big steaming bowl of crap...courtesy of a libturd.
Liberals have a very limited understanding of human nature. That is why their policies cause so much damage and grief.
You nailed it there Kimmy!
Good - you reap what you sow. I'm no nutritionist, but I have learned one thing: If it's delicious, it's probably bad for you. So I'm waiting for all the delicious foods to be banned - they'll call it something like The Bland Act.
Second thought - the food ban would be a rider on a bill called "Save Our Children from Child Molestors Act" and they would dare anyone to vote against it.
The saddest part is that healthy foods don't have to taste like cardboard. Just no one bothers to make it delicious, and even when they do, the consumers assume it will taste like wallpaper paste and pass it up.
In the end, nobody will eat what the café offers and the fat doughnut-loving bureaucrats will either bring their salt and fat-filled food from home or eat out. You wanna see government bureaucrats riot? Bring them to a seminar or conference and don't provide a buffet table full of pastries to graze.
and those pastries come at an exorbitant price, as does the coffee, juice, and ice water usually provided. 4 oz sodas are charged at something like $1.50 EACH. And don't even consider real food. It is prohibitively expensive!
My thoughts exactly. I know if I worked there I would brownbag it or eat somewhere else instead of eating the tasteless pap the restaurant offered.
The left will not stop until they become the same headmasters they claim to despise, making all of us their gruel-fed prep school pupils.
Hey, teacher, leave those kids alone!
Ding! Ding! Ding!
poppa, you nailed exactly what I was envisioning.
Give this man a cookie!
I just put every Pink Floyd album on my MP3 player recently, so they're fresh in my mind.
Channeling my inner Marie Antoinette, 'Let them eat red tape!'
Serves them right. They deserve to starve! And DON'T TOUCH MY BACON!!
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Bacon......(Drool)