The very angry first lady Michelle Obama

She’s baaaack…. The very angry first lady Michelle Obama. “She’s traveled to some of the world’s most plush resorts, taking 42 days off in the past year – that’d be eight weeks of vacay time if she held down a normal job. Now, she is ready to spew her bilious disgust with America on the campaign trail.” What’s bigger, one of Godzilla’s pimples or the chip on Moochelle Antoinette’s shoulder? The woman goes to Halloween parties dressed as herself.

Bonfire of the Absurdities: After 35 year career writing software for IBM mainframes, am now self-employed contractor thinking of joining a union and striking for higher wages. Cured morbid fear of heights when I learned to look at them as lengths standing on end. Uncompromising in refusal to accept browser cookies. Amateur investor who has accumulated a small fortune in the market after starting out years ago with a large one. For recreation, I run, hike, kayak and play tennis but will not consider synchronized swimming under any circumstances.

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  • Who is the woman who will spend
    But will never lend?
    Harridan, that's me!
    Who is your friend
    Just so long as she can spend?
    Harridan, that's me!

    For i'm just as proud of my name, you see,
    As any dictator, czar or a Queen, could be
    Who is the woman spits on a man ev'ry time she can?
    Harridan, that's me!

    "h", "a", double "r", "i",
    "d-a-n" spells harrigan.
    Proud of all the commie blood that's in me,
    Divil a man can say a word agin me.

    w/apologies to G. M. Cohan

  • Her life as queen has been an arduous task. She didn't realize how troubling being proud of a non-communist country would be. Now she's gonna go bustin heads around the place to promote her husband's dictatorship. Has a bunch of 1%ers, all racists, on her leash now. The crackers will fund and fund with lots of money from the stimulating her husband gave them and is now continuing by executive order. What a fairy tale she lives!

  • I've never understood what Michelle Obama had to be so angry about. She's lived a life of wealth and privilege, has been an affirmative action princess all of her adult life, and has had doors opened to her that would be closed to much of us common rabble. She has traveled places and met dignitaries that most of us will never get to. She occupies a position that only forty-something women before her have held, and she seems to regard this extraordinary honor as something to be spit at, held in contempt, and barely tolerated.

    Poor baby. Let's make sure that she and her overworked husband aren't subjected to four more years of this torture.

    • You are who you roll with, & look at who the Obama's roll with. They hang with Rev Wright @ Trinity United, Screwy Louie Farrakhan, & Father Michael Flager. They have know Ayers & Dorn forever, plus all of the anti American communist/marxist types that both of them grew up with. She has the world handed to her, & she's still a pain in the ass. That will never change, she will never really be happy, & I would love to see her defenders turn on her, because you know she treats them like crap as well. The sooner she goes away, the better.

  • I wouldn't want to run across her in a dark alley unless I had a LAWS rocket on me!

    M72 Light Anti-tank Weapon System (LAW)

  • Mudshell reminds me of the hookers I used to see down in South Chicago's ghettos when I would make a run to pick up loads at the industrial parks there. She/he truly is an ugly hide. She/he needs no Halloween costume, just go as she/he is, he'd scare the hell outta small children, especially with those ugly parannah teeth glaring out of that food disposal. She/he could go as Trixie the Tranny.

  • If Marxist ME-Chelle wants to get into a pissing match with facts about her husband's presidency and Liberalism in general, put me to the front of the line. I'll go head to head with her. For starters:
    Three years of Obama - the VERY BEST the Democrats have ever had to offer - has given us:
    
- $15 trillion deficit
    - 98.9% Debt to GDP
    - US in a depression
    - ruined economy
    - US credit rating downgraded
    - 20% real unemployment
    
- ignores the War Powers Act
    - gas/food/clothing prices skyrocketing
    - 5 wars, one with a record death toll
    - foreign policy disasters

    - raiding the public pension fund to avoid the debt ceiling

    - lost 800+ seats for his own party
    - Sends American troops to support the Lord's Resistance Army in Africa
    
- poll numbers in the toilet
    
- 44 million Americans on food stamps
    - Over half the states suing to get out of Obamacare

    - 1 in 4 mortgages under water
    
- ATF gunrunning scandal unfolding
    - Solyndra scandal unfolding

    Where do you want to start, Michelle?

    • B.S., I would love to see you give those stats to her and ask what she has to say or lie about on those issues. This is what Cain will do--I hope.

  • The Douche-Nozzel is all pissed off because she found out that the taxpayers are sick of paying for her multimillion dollar eating binges.