There’s a Wild Rumor About John Kerry’s Bike Accident. The only plausible explanation that we can come up with is that if true, perhaps they figured they’d get double-down stupid and Obama would appoint Marie Harf as Secretary of State if they offed Kerry.
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Iranian's are stupid, if your going to assassinate somebody, you don't send in a bearded midget to shoot them in the lower leg....
Also, don't believe the wild rumor about Lurch being smarter than a block of cement.
Nahhhh. It was actually a plot hatched by Mrs. Heinz after she found Sir Ketchup in bed with a bottle of French's mustard.
Maybe the bicycle was a member of ISIS.
Yeah, I'm not sure "some Iranian news outlets" is a trustworthy source.
True but neither is ABC, NBC etc, CNN, CBS, Josh Earnest, NYT.......
The Onion is about the only news source I believe anymore.