This Dad Was Baffled After Being Told His Fourth-Grader ‘Brought a Weapon to School’ — Then They Told Him What It Was. Next time bring mommy’s vibrator kid, you’ll get an A. (Unless the moron teacher’s think it’s a guided missile).
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Isn't a vibrator classified as a heat seeking guided muscle
I think it would be a moist-heat INDUCING guided muscle.
Too bad people can't all afford to home school thier children. We wouldn't be hearing about the ignorant libtards rocking the boat all the time.
Some of the parents I've seen out there, and how they handle their children, it might not be much of an improvement.
Maybe these morons trying to pass for teachers should try bringing their brains to school.
Maybe the definition of "Weapon" lacked sufficient specificity.
At least it wasn't something ridiculous like his fingers in shape of a gun or a hot pocket in shape of a weapon.
With that said... it is still ridiculous...
That school must be boycotted, parents must remove their children from it, sue these spawns of trannie bitches whenever possible.
Good thing it wasn't the model with the high capacity magazine. Kid would be on death row by now.
Common sense has been flushed out of every last single public institution.
WEll.... now the school will keep a file on the kid labeling him a Tea Party nutjob, he will be held back, and followed by the local police at the request of the school district....and I am sure the school will say this young man is on the career path of be a terrorist or bank robber or serial killer.....WTF is wrong with schools? It is a NERF TOY.
Years ago I had to respond to a school for a "Child with a gun" call...IN Stockton not a rare occurrence. This was a grade school. The principal (A very outspoken libturd) met us at the gate and asked that we leave our guns in the car..I told her not only no, but HELL NO. WE found the child in the office, the "weapon" was a PINK squirt gun. She demanded we arrest the child (no law against it) and take him out in handcuffs so the other Children's would "see what happens when you bring a gun to school"..I explained not only was I NOT going to arrest the child, I might arrest her for falsely reporting a crime, and having four units respond with lights and sirens because of her hysterical phone call. Lets just say we came to an understanding that she and I will never exchange Christmas cards. She called the department to complain, (nothing happened they laughed at her) and I returned the favor and filed a complaint with the school district, (She got disciplined) I swear the people who run schools are bottom of the barrel of their own education system.
Good for you
Christmas Card??? You mentioned a Christmas Card? With that the liberal buffoon (redundancy) must have gone apeshit. Oppps. Sorry, it sounds like she was apeshit after she saw the squirt gun.
Bravo.
The Obama/Clinton/Kerry doctrine in foreign policy: speak loudly and carry a nerf gun.
While riding a pink girl's bike.
With a helmet.