Top 12 reasons to vote Democrat. We’re deviating from the norm as this is too good to not post. Unknown author, but we’d sure like to know the person who came up with it.
“When your family or friends cannot explain why they voted democrat, give them this list and they can pick a reason from this “TOP 12”.
12. I voted Democrat because I believe oil companies’ profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene, but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn’t.
11. I voted Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.
10. I voted Democrat because Freedom of Speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.
9. I voted Democrat because I’m way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers and thieves.
8. I voted Democrat because I believe that people who can’t tell us if it will rain on Friday can tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if I don’t start driving a Prius.
7. I voted Democrat because I’m not concerned about millions of babies being aborted so long as we keep all death row inmates alive.
6. I voted Democrat because I think illegal aliens have a right to free health care, education, and Social Security benefits, and we should take away the social security from those who paid into it.
5. I voted Democrat because I believe that business should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as the Democrats see fit.
4. I voted Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would never get their agendas past the voters.
3. I voted Democrat because I think that it’s better to pay billions to people who hate us for their oil, but not drill our own because it might upset some endangered beetle, gopher or fish.
2. I voted Democrat because while we live in the greatest, most wonderful country in the world, I was promised “HOPE AND CHANGE”.
And, finally, the No. 1 reason to vote Democrat:
1. I voted Democrat because my head is so firmly planted up my rectal cavity, it’s unlikely that I’ll ever have another point of view.”
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Clinton was the last democrat I voted for. Yes he had baggage. But no where near the baggage of bob dole. At the time he was best to lead since then noone one who has run deserves the honor of my vote by any party. You waste your vote it doesn't countr and you'll have 4 yrs to whine and cry about the outcome. Ill be at peace cause I didn't vote for any of the parties puppets who care nothing about you their faithful sheep but only stealing money for their rich friends and screwing the hard working americans who don't contribute anything to the parties funds because we allknow our votes or opinions don't count only the agenda of their party and blocking anything other parties propose even if its good for average americans because they only vote party lines. Influenced by lobbyist concerned with corporate agenga's to steal money by tax concessions and kickbacks to people to ddont need the money but want to make sure people like you and me never see anything but poverty. Have fun explaining to god why you supported people repeatly who had no plan or desire to help all of gods children not just the rich
I got a headache trying to read that illiterate slop.
i didnt say i voted for Obama I said the last time I vote it was democratic it was Clinton not Obama
So then my comment stands true.
At the time, You voted for the worst sleazebag politician to come down the pike since “Boss” Tweed!
Okay, so you've regaled us with tales of what a smug douche you are so do you actually have any principles? You ramble on about no-one being worth voting for; therefore, I ask you what do you *need* from a candidate in order to vote for him/her?
I voted Democratic last time because the other parties can not put a decent opponent against them. Heres the deal "They are all crooks and you have to decide which sleezbag you would rather see in office" As soon as either party put someone on the ballot that is not a career politician, who wants real change in Washington, who is not rich from stealing money from hard working Americans either through political contributions or shady bank and stock robberies I will vote for that canidate. The fact is that will never happen because neither party will nominate someone good for America they only want whats good for their party. All you politicians are crooks and need to be in jail with all the bankers and lawyers
You just contradicted yourself.
You voted for the worst sleazebag politician to come down the pike since "Boss" Tweed!
Poppajoe while I like the Harley I did not vote for that person we have in the white house you read what you wanted to read out of my comment. I stated that the last time i voted I voted Democrat and that was many years ago because the politicians put forth in the last few election I would not support democrat or Republican they have all sucked and are not worth my vote. I dont whine or cry cause I didnt vote when left with the options presented in modern day politics I choose to not vote that way i am not wrong either way as I didnt help or hinder a canidate who is not worth my vote. I dont vote just to vote if there is no viable option then I dont vote i let you people who must vote no matter what your presented with decide and then watch and laugh my 1 vote doesent matter and neither do my crys as the politicians dont care about the American People they care about their party and their causes and vote and make laws to make themselves money not for the betterment of the Union. They are all crooks and none of them should be voted for but keep voting by party and keep whining cause thats what makes your party happy!
I'm pretty certain that the last person you voted for was an idiot, though. You already admitted it was a Democrat.
i didnt say i voted for Obama i just stated I voted democratic last time I voted
So then my comment stands true.
There ARE other parties. They just don't get the attention, because their candidates aren't sleazy enough to garner the attention. I'm a Libertarian, but I usually have to vote for the Republican, because the Democrat is ten times worse. Except for the Presidential race, where my vote doesn't count at all because of the Electoral College.
Because you don't like voting for the crook, sleazebag, career politician you voted for the crook, sleazebag, career politician?? I don't think you've given this sufficient thought.
you would be wrong i kept my vote in the last 3 elections as there were no qualified or competent people running, my comment was the last time i voted it was democratic not i voted democrat in the last election. When no canidate that i would put my good name behind is presented then i leave it to you people the "moral Majority" thats an oximoron as from what i read and hear on the news the morals are gone from society anyway but back to the point you elect them and then whine and cry because what they do put forth some people who want good things for AMERICA not their party and I'll vote for your canidate until then keep whining and blogging your hate because that wht you do and those are the people you elect to office
You don't get to save them up unless you live in Chicago.
no i did not vote in the last election as there were no canidates worth voting for I leave it to you douchbags to put the crooks in office as my vote doesnt count anyway, Put a honest person on the ballot and I'll vote again until then you vote and you whine over the reults
If you really believe what you say is true about politicians, then you should not vote at all. You are perpetuating criminal activity using your logic.
i do believe it and have not voted since there was a canidate who was worth voting for but at that time it was a democrat, I dont vote by party I vote by who I think is best to lead but when there is no option worth voting for then its up to you people the whiners and fools to vote on the crook you want in office my conscience will be clear on judgement day as i did not support none of the crooks that were presented as the only options
Oh, so you're one of the fools that don't vote in protest, so your voice is never heard.
So tell us Mr genius, who was the last person you voted for, Carter?
http://blog.seattlepi.com/nealstarkman/2011/05/20/reasons-to-vote-for-democrats-and-republicans/
There's plenty of reasons why I would rather not be forced to vote for Republicans to keep Democrats out of office, but you list didn't mention any of them. All your reasons were ignorant BS.
I voted Democrat because freedom of speech is fine, as long as it's Spanish or Farsi.
I vote Democrat because I'm a puppet and the devil made me do it .
They call it the evil party for a reason . They get their power from a higher power .
I can't find d). All of the above.
They forgot one, "I voted Democrat because some other Democrat promised I could get it for free" if I voted for their sorry ass
The number one reason is all you really need to know, it is proven here day and day out by trolls who have their heads in the region of the body that allows them to see the entire digestion process.....And it can never be removed least you violate the religious order of the brothers and sisters of headupassliberals
Partisan b.s.
scrap both parties and start over