Tubby O.J. Simpson is caught stealing COOKIES from prison cafeteria

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• Add ten years to his sentence.

• So much for parole there OJ, maybe if one of his fellow inmates shank him he'll pop like a balloon and just go away.

• Once a punk ass thug always a punk ass thug.

• He's O.J. Simpson for God's sake! He couldn't make it past one guard back to his cell without fumbling the cookies?

  • Late in his career he was known for fumbling.

• You would think he had his fill of the sausage.