Tweet of the day

Tweet of the day. Piers… you shoulda said “blah blah Commerce Clause…” Didn’t you read your journ0list talking points handbook? Sheesh.

This post was last modified on January 26, 2021

Bonfire of the Absurdities: After 35 year career writing software for IBM mainframes, am now self-employed contractor thinking of joining a union and striking for higher wages. Cured morbid fear of heights when I learned to look at them as lengths standing on end. Uncompromising in refusal to accept browser cookies. Amateur investor who has accumulated a small fortune in the market after starting out years ago with a large one. For recreation, I run, hike, kayak and play tennis but will not consider synchronized swimming under any circumstances.

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  • Sorry, Rose. In that picture, there is only one set of fake boobs. That would be the ugliest, most ridiculous looking ones, on the far right.

    That being said, I volunteer to cover every exposed inch of them with sunscreen, so they don't blister.

  • Morgan is following the handbook,"The Leftists Handbook on How to be Cool and be a Part of the Incrowd".

    Table of Contents
    Chapter 1: Insult the Conservative Leadership
    Chapter 2: Blame the Rich and Republicans
    Chapter 3: Support Protesting
    Chapter 4: Fear for Your Life that the People are Armed
    Chapter 5: The Earth is Suffering because the People Exist
    Chapter 6: In Any Conflict the Caucasian Person is Racist
    Chapter 7: Criminals Must be Rehabilitated
    Chapter 8: Society Programs Bad People
    Chapter 9: Abortion is a Good Thing
    Chapter 10: The People Must be Provided For
    Chapter 11: Support Your Local Unions, The Better Class of People
    Chapter 12: Learn to Play Golf

      • Come on poppa, golf is the biggest waste of real estate and water ever invented by man. Besides that, it makes no sense. To play golf you take a stick and hit a little white ball. Then you have to chase after the little ball and hit it with a stick again. And do it over and over again.

        Baseball makes sense. Someone throws you a little white ball, if you hit it with a stick, someone else throws it back to you. If you don't hit it, no big deal the guy throws it to you again. The only time you have to run after the little white ball is if you hit it, but you don't want it back. That makes much more sense to me than golf. (teehee)

        • I have respect for the game. The pros can do things with the little white ball that are amazing.

          Golf is frustrating. I quit playing when I was about 21. The frustration comes from the morons in front of you who make you wait while they hit the ball 50 times before they get it into the cup and the morons in a big hurry behind you who are bitching at you for slowing them down because the morons in front are holding you up. Classic Catch 22.

          The best part is the 19th hole. :-)

  • Piers Morgan? Isn't he the same crumpet crunching clown who was part of British Phone Hacking Scandal when he was editor of News Of the World?
    Extradite his ass back to the UK, the man's a criminal.

  • MGAP said it, Morgan is not a born and raised American so here is a little suggestion. I don't twitter, twaddle, book faces, any of that kind of messaging stuff, so ya'll help me out here.

    Everyone send a twatter to Morgan telling him to go home. He needs to give up his job, which he is paid far too much to do, and just go back to the shithole he left in the first place. He is a foreigner, his opinions are not welcome, and if he doesn't love America he can damn well leave it.

  • The constitution isn't a stagnant piece of history. It's a living, breathing evolving document. You think when that document was drafted, things were so different back then? If you compare the two, I think the very essence of owning your own protection is as viable ever today, as it was two-hundred years ago. They just go by different names today.

  • Isn't he here on a work visa? Go the fuck home if our Constitution does not suit you. Wasn't it originally written to protect us from imperialist pricks like Piers to begin with? Irony right there....

      • was watching Vinnie's Toughest Cops, in New Orleans, he asked a cop, "why don't you do like we did and just get rid of guns altogether?"
        cop replied, "I wouldn't walk across the street without a gun."

        LOL

  • Piers, you moron. Based upon your lame logic, the mass media should be able to claim the First Amendment applies to them only if they're not allowed to use TV, Radio, Telegraph, Internet, or even modern printing presses. Everything should come from the printing press of the day, the Gutenberg, using hand set wood type. It should also only be delivered by someone in a horse and buggy.