Ukrainian killer dolphins escape. Trained to detect mines and kill enemy divers with special knives and firearms, the dolphins abandoned their handlers and headed for the open sea. The big question: how long before the Obama administration declares this “Ukrainian Spring” and sends them money and weapons?
This post was last modified on January 31, 2021
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Looks like the Dolphins were a little smarter then the Ukrainians thought.
I'm still waiting for someone to explain how a dolphin holds, aims, and fires a gun.
Maybe they just fire randomly. Maybe they don't shoot the enemy on porpoise.
Maybe they use bottlenose rockets.
That makes a tuna sense.
Sounds fishy to me.
Boooo
What a nasty thing to do to innocent critters.
The Ukranian's should have gotten them some female Dolphin prostitutes.
The last a team of dolphins were this formidable was 1972.
Perfect season, too! BTW very clever comment =P