Vampires? Turns out there might be something to the legends. At least with mice. Researchers pumped blood from young mice directly into old mice, and vice versa, and the old mice got younger while the young mice got older. Wait ’til Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi hear about this – they’ll pass a rider to Obamacare so fast, American teenagers will barely have time to say, “Hey, what are you doing with that needle?”
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It's too late for Harry and Nancy, Obamabot Zombies can't be reversed.
count and countess of Bathory
Hey it's worked for Keith Richards so far.
That has to be one of Jenny Lawson's stuffed critters.
You can't fool me - that's Henry Waxman.
I'm not sure, the nose is kinda small....
WIN!!!
Well, he's been sucking money out of us for years, now he needs a new career!