Venezuela decrees “All properties leased for 20 years will be sold to tenants in 60 days at government-set prices”. As long as they’re following the script of Bananas, how ’bout requiring everyone change their underwear every half hour and declaring all children under 16 years old now to be 16 years old?


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It really is like a script from some absurd burlesque! You read this and think, "Oops, The Onion has struck again!"
Dumbocracy in action!
Everything that is yours is now the Governments...Socialist Utopia!....I wonder if the people will stand for it, or they will say enough is enough...
"Underwear will be worn on the outside, so we can check."
I love "Bananas!" The Howard Cosell bits are comedy gold!
"I think Mr. Mellish is a traitor to this country because his views are different from the views of the President and others of his kind. Differences of opinion should be tolerated, but not when they're too different. Then he becomes a subversive mother." Kind of prescient, donchathink?
Didn't they seize the land from the evil, greedy, dead, capitalists first when "El Carne Podrido" came to power?
If the tenants had the money to buy they wouldn't be renters. Socialists are idiots.
More redistribution, Obama is watching this carefully for ideas.
This is the type of action that will make a sizeable portion of the population want to light up a Maduro.
The only thing left is when Maduro raids what's left in the treasury on his way to a Cuban exile.