Venice wants to secede

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• THE TIDE SHALL RISE AGAIN!!!

  No, guess that doesn't really work, does it?

• Where's Mussolini when you need him?

  • In the White House.

• actually we here in ND really should get the secession bug. I think we could do quite well.

  • Are you getting oil checks yet like they do in Alaska?

    • Nah no checks yet. I think just having such awesome employment numbers is good enough right now. From what I understand there are areas of the state that are still chugging along with far more jobs than workers.

      • Ah ha. That is where Obozo got his latest employment numbers. They only counted NoDak.
        "Ah um er ah you see ah um the truth is ah ah ah it was a bureaucratic ah ah error." mutters the Great Orator.
        "You see, it's not not not ah my fault."

• Ok, now this one has pretty visuals, JP...You might not want Texas, Alaska and North Dekota to get any ideas from this but could someone put a bug in California's ear? (You know right after the non-libs find a new home with the rest of us)

  • Just wait till I move from Kalifornicated......If I can afford to drive outta this stupid state...

    • If you can get any gas to drive outta the state.

      • drb beat me to it.

      • Can't they just jump on that high speed rail thingamabob? Oh wait...it doesn't go anywhere...Nevermind!

        • Hey! It goes to Fresno! Besides, I think Kern County should secede from Kalifona.

        • Which is still in California...so still not a way out.

        • Maybe they should build a corridor to Nevada or Arizona with that Bullet-train like the Germanies had between Berlin and Bonn during the Cold War, Though the Germanies didn't have a bullet train. I took the GDR train to Berlin to visit an Army buddy of mine in 1974 and it took for ever to travel a couple hundred miles! They'd probably do the same thing between Kalifornia and the freed East!

        • Trail of tears...

        • Yeah, sad ain't it?