When pigs fly

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• If you ain't grown up enough to fly without an animal for support, you have no fuc**ing business getting on a commercial flight. What if there's an emergency? Your support animal is just another object I will have to throw out of my way to get to the exit/jagged hole in the fuselage.

• The person next to them ordered the ham dinner

  • The pig's owner will probably sue the airline for bacon out of the deal.

    • Great, another pile of lawsuit cash for the lawyers to hog.

• That's funny, when I bring along my emotional support blonde, they just charge me for an extra seat.

  • Hopefully she doesn't pee on you like the beagle.

    • I hear that it costs extra when they do that.

      • Yes, it does.

  • Have her sit on your lap next time.

• I sure hope they don't bar me from my next flight for bringing my emotional support tarantulas when I travel. I need at least half a dozen to sit on my lap to remain calm.

  • How many tarantulas does one generally require for one's emotional support?

• I didn't click, very afraid... but if that's "The Trouble With Tribbles" clip, I may just have to hop a plane to the Great Northwest after the Holiday rush and buy you an adult beverage or three.

  [edit] sorry, leftover residuals from THE GAME, that was aimed @ RKae

  • C'mon! Click the link! It'll make your day!

    • OK, you win... I've been bested again.

• THIS is what these "support pet" people need:

  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OhMLC_MYaSw

• I need some kind of emotional support every time I hear obutthole open his mouth.

• I was on a flight where a woman had a big Golden at her feet. She was middle seat and wanted the window guy to step over the dog to get to his seat. Sure, I'm going to crotch a big dog in a confined space.

  The woman wasn't blind or any other visible disability, so after we landed I asked her if she was training the dog. She replied that they dog was actually her companion to help her with her anxiety and stress of flying. She seemed like a twit so I said,

  "You know what makes flying a lot less stressful? Not flying with an 80lb dog."

  I'm worse than 'That Guy', I'm "That Other Guy"- his more jack-assy cousin.

  • There was a guy with a beagle on a plane one time, sat on his lap, was great until the dog pissed all over the guy and got some on the women next to him. It as very hard to stifle my laughing.

    • I have only one question. Why stifle the laughing?

  • My lady gets over "the stress of flying" by crushing my hand during takeoff and landing.......if an 80 lb. dog would work better.......

    • Martinis always help.

• OT, but 14-14 @ the break. Enjoy the second half of THE GAME, JP. ;)

  • 21-21 now, which is way better than I expected Michigan to do. But I'm not sure I want them to do well - I want the idiot coach gone, following the idiot AD out the door. I'm afraid if Michigan beats Ohio State, the coach will save his job.

    • Wisconsin-Minnesota in a good old fashioned good one to see who plays for the big10 championship. Don't care who wins but great football...