Who was that man in the Democrat debate audience

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Who was that glowing-blue man in the Democrat debate audience? Some people are suggesting he was a wizard from Harry Potter’s world or from Middle-earth, but we at IHTM came to a different conclusion: given the average age of the Democrat field, he’s probably a candidate’s grandson.

J.P. Travis: Born and raised in Grand Rapids, Michigan, 1976 graduate of University of Michigan, father, grandfather, husband, founder and CEO of Travelyn Publishing (http://www.travelynpublishing.com/), and passionate anti-government believer in individual liberty.

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  • He is "Father Government." Waiting to hand out free gifts to all the good little boys and girls who vote for demo-rats. See his wonderfully made "Climate Change" outfit. His gentle smile because he loves (most) everyone. The slight redness in the eyes from visiting his legal weed farm. Gee, life is good just knowing that "Father Government" is going to take care of us all.

  • He's in blue. It's Democrat Santa Claus. The dude who's going to hand out all the free shit they're all promising. He has a sled pulled by 7 Priuses.

    • He has a sled pulled by 7 Volts.
      He has to stop to recharge it every half hour.
      Christmas will take 23 years to complete.

  • Ok guys I admit it, that is me about 15 years ago. When my hair and beard started going grey I cut it all off and saved all that hair so I could have a wig and Santa beard made out of it. That way I could infiltrate Dimocrap debates and look like the typical liberal, old hippie loon who would support Shillery or batshit crazy Bernie no matter what. I am compiling an essay on all the evil things they want to do to our country, soon to be published by Publishers Clearing House, where one lucky winner will receive $5,000 per week for life if they buy the bullshit. Coming to a book store near you, peace and remember to hug Big Brother.

  • Pretty clear that it's Santa Claus and he is worried that these chowder-heads are going to put him out of the "Wishing for free stuff" business.

  • Did you see Dummy Washerwoman Schmutz on Meghan Kelly lady night? She looked like a West Hollywood bum! All haggard, old, and dirty looking!