Wow… White House Issues Sickening Statement About Obama’s 17-Day Tropical Vacation. We’re issuing a traffic jam alert for the Honolulu Metropolitan Area, also a B.S. alert and an Obama just got into your wallet for more millions alert.
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Here's our chance to fire his ass into the Kilauea caldera, then he can see some real global warming up close and personal.
Let's just hope he hires a little charter boat and sets off on a three hour tour.
A THREE HOUR TOUR.
Let me guess who plays Gilligan?
Who else but the bumbling fool we all know?
They'll never find a professor in this bunch.
Just a bunch of guys dressed as Ginger....
Nobody in the Administration can hold a candle to Mary Ann.
No worries. The rest of us can eat cake.
http://liberallogic101.com/?p=19448
I have a friend who lives in Hawaii, & I should ask her if there are problems with travel once the Obamas get there. Kinda like NYC when he is there or there is a big UN event.
If nothing else, at least he's further away from me than when he's at the WH.
Dateline Washington D.C.
Emperor Brackus Assholicus Obamacus the 1st announced today that because of the tremendous workload he has been under, he is flying on Obama one to take a peasant funded vacation in the island state of Obamaii.
Through his minions, the Emperor said that he is in need of rest and recreation because even his God-like being needs to recharge. He was grateful to all the peasants for picking up the cost of his trip and reminds everyone that he will continue to issue imperial orders even though he is on vacation.
The Emperor also said that he requests privacy from the great unwashed and ordered that any commoner who approaches him will be forced to spend time looking at Former Emperor Bllicus Clinticus's Penis and will be forced to say nice things about the penis or they will be flogged and have their Obamacus Phone taken away.
The Emperor also said that the First Emperrus Moochellicus Wookiecus Obamacus will be also on a separate vacation with her personal chef and will be having a food orgy.
Peasants are reminded not to look directly at the Emperor at any time, and to not speak unless spoken to. Of course you may still leave cash tributes and other valuables with the ministry of big money.
Peasants may no return to their menial tasks. All Hail Barackus Assholicus Obamacus the 1st.
And remember peasants and the terminally stupid, you must memorize the phrase that pays for today in order to continue you welfare pittance from the Emperor. Today's phrase is "handsupicus, don't shooticus"
Is there anything in the Constitution that says the taxpayers have to pay for this? The incoming GOP Congress should send him a bill for it.
News flas Mr President: we've had a non-stop traffic jam in the Honolulu area due to your "Ohana" Neil Ambercrombie's porkulous traffic projects.