115 year old woman reveals secret of longevity

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• So.... if I start doing the eggs I am going to live that long?

  • Kimmy, do you really want to go that long without a husband?

    • Hell no!

  • Three eggs a day and no husband? The only thing I know for sure is it will seem like you are living that long.

    • :-/

• Sorry, I just don't have the 'nads for a punfest right now.

• Well, the no husband thang would explain her raw eggs...

  • Reproductive puns? Really? No way you'll cell that to this crowd -- we're too sophisticated.

    • I had no idea my little seed of a comment would land on such fertile ground, JP. Apparently I have a future in master baiting...

      • Well you had it hand first.

      • The whole web site is having a milt down.

    • Uterine know better than that

      • Trying to goad us into a gynopunfest? No way this crowd is fallopian for the bait.

        • Puns are so much fun, why is there such a stigma attached to them?

        • Just trying to keep this from turning into an abortion.

        • Here we go with JP breeding discontent again....

• Well, I suppose this means Hillary's going to live to be 200 years old.

  • Not really, Hillary doesn't eat chicken eggs.

• Must not be an Obama voter