11th annual World Naked Bike Ride in Portland. Thousands of bicyclists, many of them stark naked, protested last night about the apparently-interrelated issues of “oil dependence, cycling vulnerability, and body image.” We just hope they washed their bicycle seats afterward.
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Damn better not hit a pot hole or its going to be a very painful ride.
One small oil spill for man, one large case of roadrash for naked mankind.
Ok, I'll ask. Where's the girls?
Laughing.
Watching.
A pepper spray fogger would have ended this nasty shit before it started....
Does pepper spray affect the nether regions?
Mucus membranes. Go have a couple cold ones while you slice and dice some jalapenos for salsa and banana peppers for hoagies and forget to was your hands before going tinkle. Like I did a couple 3 football seasons ago.
That's the term I was looking for.
Why yes, yes it does......
It affects any body part that is moist. Even sweaty areas.
OMG! WTH are these people thinking?
http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2014/06/08/one-schools-horrific-sex-ed-photos-are-outraging-parents/
FTA:
Perhaps the most shocking and inappropriate photo, the pedagogical value of which is unclear, was a picture of a man with a bloody face accompanied by a caption saying, “A real man loves his woman every day of the month.”
“This is horrific,” a parent said. “This is unacceptable material,”
"Perhaps the most shocking and inappropriate photo, the pedagogical value of which is unclear, was a picture of a man with a bloody face accompanied by a caption saying, “A real man loves his woman every day of the month.”
Gross. Seriously, there should be a law that liberals can have no contact with children or the education system.
And so, what did they DO, other than just ride around and stare at each other with big, stupid smiles on their faces? About the only thing this activity will heighten awareness of is the "awe cheeezzz" factor.
It's like the annual naked foot race they have in Ann Arbor every year. There are some phenomenonally unattractive people who think they have a right to run through residential neighborhoods without clothing.
Hey JP, remember the vid of the bear climbing the tree to the tree stand from way back? Not the same but another holy s#!t moment
http://theweek.com/speedreads/index/262853/speedreads-horrifying-video-shows-man-trapped-in-elevator-skyrocketing-31-floors-in-15-seconds#axzz349gUANrJ
It is never a good sign when the doors open while the elevator is still moving and you see the inside of the elevator shaft flying past.
I have to say I'm very surprised they had the seats on.
Well, it's Portland, not San Francisco.
Very last thing I'd ever want to see is a bunch of stinky un-showered hippies riding bikes. This is an abomination. I'll bet the obama-voters were out in force to sniff bike seats though!
geeez! JP! just went I thought you were doing better, you go and let me down AGAIN!
This is relevant shit.
You sound surprised.
Wow.
They sure care about all the really important stuff in the world, don't they?
And if one of them was to hit a patch of the oil they want to reduce their dependence on, it would give new meaning to the term, "Road Rash".