49 State Legal, Handheld Flamethrower is About to Hit the Market [VIDEO]. Of course you can’t have this in California, where everything is illegal including much of the population. This should drive the ATF nuts.
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Oh imagine Calvin begging for one? Big old Bambi eyes!
http://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/1987/06/29
http://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/1986/03/29
http://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/1985/11/25
Need it!
Gonna roast me some liberals...
Meh, its prototype....cool, but I am holding out for the napalm model.
Needs a bigger tank, I have 530 assholes that need a good roasting in DC.
So, there's 5 you're OK with?
Not really, I must have missed those.
That's what I need when the 'no-see'ems' start buzzing around my face.
Yea, them things really suck.
Politicians get uppity? Instead of touches and Pitchforks we go with the flamethrower and a crossbow. Just the idea kinda warms my heart!
I gotta get one!!
Now if you can use pure, freshly squeezed fracking oil as the fuel it would be the ultimate carbon footprint generator. "Yo Gore. You wanna talk Global Warming? Check out my cool new constitutionally protected 'firearm'."
I've always wanted one of those, particularly at election time.
Handy when you're camping:
"Honey, the wood is wet! I can't get the fire started so the kids can roast marshmallows!"
"Hang on, let me get my new firestarter out of the trunk."
Honey, I set the forest on fire.
Must have! I want! It will help when the zombies attack...or when some guy comes to your door to sell you Obamacare or a magazine subscription.
Or when my neighbor goes on one of her spontaneous 10 minute profane screaming seizures. I've actually been dreaming about having one of these for 6 months.