A straw visor and muumuu for Hillary and SoulCycle shorts for Bill: Relaxed Clintons enjoy some downtime on the beach with their dogs

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• http://earloftaint.com/2014/08/12/mysterious-recurring-fish-kill-off-marthas-vineyard-baffles-scientists/

• In that picture she looks like a woddling spray painted pregnant pinguin scarfing for dead fish meats on the shore.

• A Hillary fact I bet a lot of you didn't know:

  http://satireworld.com/politics-2/201406230641/bill-clinton-contrary-to-ed-kleins-book-hillary-does-not-have-acute-angina/

• http://earloftaint.com/2014/08/11/sand-cankles/

  http://www.worldnewsbureau.com/2014/08/bloated-hillary-hits-the-beach.html

  • Now I know what happened to at least one of these guys.....

    http://whyevolutionistrue.wordpress.com/2010/08/19/pseudocopulation-in-orchids/teletubby/

  • I didn't know Rosie O was married to Bill Clinton!

• Meanwhile....

  http://suckersonparade.blogspot.com/2014/08/north-korea-spys-on-obamas-marthas.html#.U-e9BeNdV8E

• When I first looked at the picture, I thought someone had left one of those pop up tents on the beach..then I saw the hat....

  • I don't think she could even make a tent po up.

    • I'm guessing Vince Foster is thinking he got off easy. He "killed himself" before she looked like this!

      • Yeah, he was a contortionist. He could pull a pistol trigger aimed at the back of his head from 3 feet away.

• How toxic is Obama? He campaigned HARD for Ambercrombie. Ambercrombie even used the Obama O in his name. Ambercrombie just got the living SH*| kicked out of him today in his PRIMARY! http://aoshqdd.com/ #HiGov 60%-30%

  • Did the campaign banner read "Ambercrombie & Bitch" ?????

  • If the GOP were smart (I know, I know) they would tie every candidate to the Obama and his reign of incompetence every single one. It would be a Reagesque landslide. But they won't because???? Black? Independents will think they are mean for telling the truth??? We have democrats as our political consultants??Obama is a nice guy just over his head?? I just don't know.

  • I just saw that and was going to ask you about trouble in paradise, fun to watch the other side spat with each other ain't it? And the Senate primary is still too close to call? WooHoo. Glad you didn't end up in Kansas after the breeze. Cool pic btw.

    • Yeah, they may have to wait until Wednesday when the last two precincts that were postponed due to hurricane impact vote.

• And the great white whale dives and the vortex from the sinking country pulls the remaining businesses and people down with it.

• Everyone believes she needs a burqa. I'll help contribute to that. I don't have a burqa to give her so I'll improvise. I'll get a size large DEPENDS and cut out eye holes in it. That way she won't have a hard time getting it on that fugly swollen head during one of her 'Help, I've fallen and I can't get up' episodes. She looks like a sand crab that escaped it's shell. She's so disgusting.

  • Well, since she needs a Burqa, and they don't make them big enough, maybe she can fashion one out of this:

    http://www.harborfreight.com/28-ft-10-inch-x-59-ft-all-purpose-weather-resistant-tarpaulin-955.html

• Way too early for the blue whales to be beaching themselves.

  Where is a riptide when you need one? That or a bull shit eating shark.

  • True enough. Sharks are the ocean's garbage collectors.