Afghan intelligence: Taliban leader Mullah Omar dead. Yup, dead for two effing years. Good job Obama administration, CIA and NSA. One would think that with all the billions of dollars the government sucks out of people’s wallets they wouldn’t have to wait for Afghan Intelligence to tell them this one-eyed weasel bit the dust a long time ago.
Afghanistan’s main intelligence agency said Wednesday that the reclusive Taliban leader Mullah Mohammad Omar has been dead for more than two years.
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And bin-Laden has been dead since 2002.
A man is stuck in traffic on I-25 near Denver. He asks a Police
officer about the delay as he walks from car to car speaking with
each of the drivers.
The policeman says, "There are three Muslims blocking traffic and
threatening to douse themselves with gas and set themselves on fire
if we don't get them airline tickets to the Middle East. So we're
taking up a collection for them."
The Man replies, "How much have you got so far?"
The Policeman responds, "About 30 gallons, but a lot of people are
still siphoning."
Courtesy of Woodsterman....
http://hopelesslysane.blogspot.com/2015/07/islamonopoly.html
http://knuckledraggin.com/2015/07/for-export-to-yemen-i-presume/
Nobody else had an eye on him
Sorry, but that's pretty cornea...
I wonder for how long this will last...
Eye don't know what you're talking about...
Aye, he's off to meet his 72 virgin goats.
He was a devoted pupil of Islam...
He didn't eat his spinach.
"I yam what I yam!"
Socket to em Popeye.
will CIA and NSA patch up their information gathering sieve after this, or just nod and wink at their congressional overseers as they slide more money under the table?
Obama's been sucking this guys posterior chamber. This is some very aqueous humor.
Yeah, I guess dead would esplain why he's been so reclusive....
Yea well, if the NSA had been spending less time trying to persecute Americans and steal all our communications, they might have found out about him being dead when it happened!
Can we finally start concentrating on the enemy and not our own people?
Curse you, Red Baron!
/That's what =I= wanted to say!
That was 1 sexy man.
I am sorry that is a 1 + for some reason this thing up ticked on me while I clicked.
That's fine. I'm just happy this evil piece of crap is dead.
Then piss upon his grave.
But it is not to late to celebrate with a beer!
Cheers mate!
A dead terrorist is a good terrorist.
I'm enjoying babyback ribs, the beer'll have to wait...I got to go to work in twenty minutes!