Ah those feminist trend setters

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• Hands up! Don't Dye.

  • Thread Win! :)

• One of them overheard that the peasants are revolting, so the feminists set out to outdo them.

• Now if we could get them to sew their mouths shut, we might get somewhere.

• eww.

• They are working on getting that Sasquatch in their area to come calling. They can't get a humanoid to date them.

• Dyes for dykes?

• I like it... as long as it matches the bush below.

  • Was gonna keep my mouth shut, but you started it T&T. I have the women's tanning/waxing/pube sculpting franchise attached to the salon at the local (only) country club, and at least this hasn't migrated east of the Mississippi. Yet.

    In case you wondered, the most popular design is still a simple Nike Swoosh, because everybody still remembers the old "Just Do It" commercials.

    • I really would like to have a discussion about pink or green bush, but Ghostie has side tracked me. You run a waxing salon? And you get hands on enough to know which "style" is most popular? Dude...

      • I have employees who "handle" the dowagers, but I do have to keep my hand in and hone my skills from time to time to stay sharp... And the memberships are passed down from generation to generation if you know what I mean. You should see the 20-something set around the pool or tennis courts during the summer.

        [edit] ps, and they seem to like "jello water" around the holidays for dye; red for Valentine's Day, green for St. Patrick's etc. It washes out in a week or two. Just sayin', it's not a trade secret or anything.

• Obama has emboldened the freaks to push their sociopathic practices into the mainstream. These morons have always been among us-but the fact they feel so free to push their psychoses into our faces is getting old. My kids see shit like this and they actually get scared-my oldest asks daily if America is dying. I tell him yes, yes it is. My youngest laughs at them-he says they are funny to look at. I tell them both-boys-that freakish beyatch will never compete with you for a real job-but you will pay for her food, shelter, medical, booze, drugs, cell phone, and kids. So get used to the idea, because the Republicans who supposedly represent you are really agents of the Obama RICO-and they will make sure that you are not rewarded for your straight A's and work ethic.
  Both ask me daily when we are to move from the US. I tell them, soon I hope-very soon.

• This was popular in Murmansk in the 50's.

• I don't really find the armpit hair all that gross, but I remember something that was gross, many years ago when I was in college. There was an overweight, homely, ornery feminist in my freshman English class. I hated the class anyway because it was a boring pre-req, but she made it worse. She didn't shave and she didn't wear shoes, even when the weather got wintery, her big calloused feet were consequently black with filth, and her leg hair hung down over her ankles very much like one of those Clydesdale horses that pull the Budweiser beer wagon. It was creepy to look at but you couldn't stop looking. Sitting in the back row, bored to tears and trying to pay attention to whatever nonsense we were studying that day, my eyes were constantly drawn to this girl's feet as she shouted out her daily feminist harpings. It was like a nightmare. To this day, I cannot even contemplate reading Henry James without shuddering.

  • Thank you for helping me throw up in my mouth. Twice.