Aha! Didn’t you just know that it was going to come out that Al Gore had an affair with some Hollywood bimbo?
Of course, we have to admit that we thought he’d pick a younger one. You know, one whose hot flashes wouldn’t contribute to global warming.
Star Magazine spills the beans on the horn dog Goracle:
Al Gore’s split from wife Tipper after 40 years of marriage was a shock to everyone who thought theirs was the ideal marriage. Now Star can exclusively reveal that the former Vice President was having an affair with Larry David’s ex-wife — for the past two years!
In the June 28 issue of Star, on sale Wednesday, we report that Al and Tipper’s breakup didn’t come as much of a surprise to one Hollywood player — Laurie David. Star has learned that Al has been having an affair with Laurie, who divorced Seinfeld creator and Curb Your Enthusiasm star Larry David in 2007 amidst reports she was cheating with the caretaker of their Martha’s Vineyard summer home.
“Al and Laurie went from friends to lovers,” an insider tells Star. “It couldn’t be avoided.”
These two lunatics are made for each other. Check out our earlier stories on Laurie David here and here.
Just imagine that pillow talk, “Gore me, big boy, gore me. Explore my sensitive wetlands. Make my globes hotter than they’ve been since my medieval warming period. Park your Prius in my garage.”
Sorry. We’ve gone too far even for us. Pardon us while we go throw up.
Source: Star Magazine
This post was last modified on June 15, 2010
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So he is not with this woman anymore then? Or he cheated on her with other women too? The gross details of his freaky nature are trickling they are not rushing out... I am dissapointed.
I KNEW IT!
Either he is gay or bisexual and she just found out (or accepted it or was tired of being a beard) or he was committing adultery. My other guess would have been addiction of some kind.
No one gets divorced after 40 years + just because they "grew apart". How do you grow apart from someone that you have lived with for 40 freaking years? OTHER than sleeping with someone else, living a double life, being violent or having a strong addiction of some kind that prevents living peaceably with the person?
It is not possible for people to just get a divorce for no REAL reason after such a long time. It is not possible. I heard a lady on the radio say her grandparents divorced after 50 years of marriage, but even that was because of jealousy on the husband's part because he though his wife was committing adultery (it was unclear if she did). She may have or may have not but the idea alone was enough for them to separate.
He is even more disgusting than anything imaginable and I hope that this environmental priest goes away and fast.
This should serve as a warning to all the women married to left wing propagandists:
If he's willing to lie to the world to satisfy his delusional need for fulfillment, then he's definitely willing to lie to you to satisfy his need for nookie.
“Al and Laurie went from friends to lovers,” an insider tells Star. “It couldn’t be avoided.”
When two globally warming worlds collide...
Uh, yeh, I mean 40 years with the same woman, I mean, it requires a little bit of integrity to not sleep with another woman, I mean, it's unavoidable that once a tramp shows up that you, I mean, have to start an intimate relationship with her...
The insider, as well as the gore, is a FREAKING retard!!!!
Just watch & wait for this relationship to flame out. Think about it, Gore is more or less like Tiger Woods. Throw away your marriage for sex on the side, & if you think it's only Laurie David he's been banging, think again. He's always flying off to somewhere on the globe, colleges & hotel ball rooms, & convention centers, so he has a chance to do what he wants with people who think he's a rock star. We all know what rock stars do when easy sex is put on the table, they jump on it. I can hardly wait for the Behind The Music on Al Gore.
I cannot wait to hear about the other ho's. It is going to make my month.
I'm just amazed that any girl would want to hump frankenstein... it's just weird to me, even given the envirofreaks out there...
and soon it will turn out that laurie david has been getting pounded by all kinds of rich dudes-here, there, and everywhere. A whore is a whore, be it david or gore! Hey, I'm a poet and I didn't even know it!
I thought she had no self respect when she was with Larry David, but now I know she has no self respect. She is just another whore from the streets. Not that I give two shits about al and tipper gore's marriage, or their miscreant kids, but at some point, we need to go back to adultery laws, and start jailing people, men and women who either are the object of cheating on one's vows, or the cheater.
Well, then you get to the libs with all that separation of church and state and the ten commandments in the courthouse and all that other stuff...
Is marriage a religious institution or a federal/state institution, etc, etc...
I thought he was having an fling with Mother Gaia, but he had to settle for Larry David's ex. These 2 deserve each other, plus who the hell could put up with either 1 of them bitching about global warming/climate change accept for themselves? I can only hope Tipper can take about $300-500 hundred million from this fraudster. It should'nt be too hard after 4 decades of marriage to get a good chunk of change. I can't stand her, but I want her to take Al to the cleaners.
According to Ashley Judd Mother Gaia is the "wife" of the entire human race. So Gaia is a bisexual polygamist. However I am sure that even she wouldn't want Al Gore. She would probably say that David can have him.
I am also hoping she can take him for all that he has got and more. Tipper tried to be classy by not referring to the affair as the issue, however I have to wonder if she leaked it. I cannot stand her either but on this one I am team Tipper.
CURRENTLY ON DECK AND NEXT UP TO BAT: The POTUS and First Lady. Just you wait and see... something is going to come of the rumblings re: his alleged 2004 affair with a campaign fundraiser.
Is this person a man or a woman? Uhm that is interesting. I don't want to be mean I really don't, but such a girly looking man hooking up with such a manly LOOKING woman (even though she does dress feminine etc) makes me wonder sometimes.
As if anyone didn't see this one coming. I guess we can add BIG liar and BIG cheat to the list of attributes of BIG Al.
I forgive you. Your response is a natural one considering the combine blathering idiocy of the two involved. Of course, your dialogue is much wittier than either of those could muster I am sure.