Al Gore tweets about Global Warming making people dumber

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• Are you kidding me? Making Mustard Gas is beyond Gore, or any of his minions capability.

  • I said huffing, not making.
    Huffing is slang for inhaling.
    Therefore, if you inhale mustard gas, it kills you, and being dead, you're still smarter than Gore.

    • And have a more engaging personality. You know, to get hot chicks with.

• Anyone that believes anything this sack of fecal matter says is dumber than any gas could make anyone.

  • Huffing mustard gas makes you smarter than Gore.

• It's that other thing he invented that's making people dumber

• Uhm... well I guess he would know... he got dumber and dumber once he got deeper and deeper on Earth worship.

• El Gordo knows what dumb is, he got filthy rich fooling all the dummies in this country with his globull warming scam.

• I read that sentence differently, because I imagined a comma in there.

  "Al Gore tweets about Global Warming, making people dumber."

  Sort of like he tweeted, we read it, and we all got dumber for doing so.

• And here I was thinking it was that lousy Common Core education that you and your demodummy friends came up with was doing that, thanks for clearing that up.
  Meanwhile, the truth of the matter is....
  http://blogs.edweek.org/edweek/curriculum/2015/10/math_naep_scores_drop_for_4th_8th_grades.html

• So do unlicensed 'massage therapists' in hotel rooms whose amateur techniques restrict the blood flow to your brain. Just ask Tipper. She got the mansion on the ocean out of that one, didn't she? Bet she thought it was a happy ending.

  • Are they divorced now?

    • Wiki says separated. But hey, when he wants to tax the air you breathe & get rich while doing that, & she was busy trying to censor music lyrics, you don't have time to make your marriage work.

      • http://www3.pictures.zimbio.com/pc/Al+Gore+Al+Tipper+Gore+New+House+Montecito+Z6JcP9oTKvsl.jpg

    • "The National Enquirer, which gained respect from its breaking the news of John Edwards‘ cheating, reportedthat the Gore divorce was caused by Tipper’s jealousy over other women including “an environmentalist named to a prominent cabinet position by Gore when he was vice president, a sexy Hollywood actress, a gorgeous massage therapist” and “a Tennessee Titans cheerleader.”"

      Wow. They have kept that quiet, and it turns out that Al is actually an "Alpha-male" like Wolf was trying to rebrand him. That is unless the cheerleader is a dude.

      • How does a lardass like him get babes?

        • Money.

        • It sure isn't him naked showing his little tornado...

      • Environmentalists, actresses, cheerleaders, Nobel Peace Prizes--nice to see the son of a civil rights-filibustering racist do so well.

• If he is offering himself as an example, I would have to admit he is correct, for the first time in his life.

• The Cult of Climate Change is making people dumber because many are stupid enough to believe it...there that is better...