AL JAZEERA AMERICA STAFFERS RATTLED BY LAYOFFS, CATASTROPHIC RATINGS

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• If they want their ratings to go up they need new programming. Shows like:

  Name That Head

  Virgin or No Virgin? (Winner gets to stone her if she's not a virgin).

  Family Fatwa

  The Price is Death

  Are You Smarter Than A Camel?

  Death or Consequences

  You Bet Your Wife

  • You forgot about all the racy after hours adult content with various animals.

    • Barnyard Love Affair?

      • PBR LIVE : Big Porchmonkies Revival

        Phallas in Dallas

        Married with Buttnuggets

        Mail Order Preachers of L. A.

        The First 48 convictions

        Family Feud at Chuckie Cheese

      • Brown Acres

    • Sponsored in part by Camel Cigarettes.....

  • Those are all very good.

• Hey it looks like Snore Gore has screwed many again. Just like all those who bought his carbon credits scam. FOOLS.

  Now its time to turn off the lights at Al Jazeera, sell off all the use equipment and just maybe one or two of you useful idiots can land a job somewhere else. I'm hearing that msnbc and cnn might have a couple of openings.

• I think they really thought all the American Liberal Loons (redundancy) would tune in to watch and listen to them trash evil America. Frankly I am surprised they didn't tune in.

• They can't even get Muslims to watch because they don't have "Let's Make a Jihad" on the lineup.
  Now that they are failing miserably, maybe we can get our cable company to put The Blaze on now.

• They might consider going back to their roots, & start showing beheading videos. They can start with the James Foley clip. That's what they made their name at originally, & they might as well start doing that again.

• What did they expect? Did they really believe that the American people wanted to watch re-runs of "As the Goat Turns"? Or maybe another classic, "My 10 Wives"?
  The only good part about this is watching these turds go out of business, and stiffing Manbearpig in the process.

  • Ok I would watch "My 10 wives". That would be interesting, & as for "As the goat turns", that sounds like a cooking show.

    • My three Jihady sons

      Achmed's Island

      Burka Junction

      Have Gun, will Jihad

      The Beverly Jihadist's

      Days Of Jihad

      This old Tent

      The "classic" old TV shows.....

      • Merry Headsman, Merry Headsman

        Sand Trek

        Turd Rock from the Sky

        The Flying Carpet

        Muhamad's Navy

        Beheaded

        I Dream of Genocide

        Sand of the Lost.

        • S*L*A*S*H

          C*R*A*S*H

          G*A*S*H

          T*R*A*S*H

• America deftly dodges becoming the Netherlands... for a little while longer, anyway.

• They are lucky to be working for an Islamic as news people in America. American news people in the Islamic State get their heads cut off.

• My lord Al Gore is so smart. If not for him I couldn't be drunk on the internet right now!

  • HEY! share the wealth bubby

• al-Jazeera employees are finding life in the free market to be tough.

  • Yea unlike that mess they call the middle east, there is competition here..Maybe they can become like CNN, Shamwow commercials, the help I have fallin' and get get up folks and throw in some documentaries on the religion of pieces pieces and of course plane crash coverage.....No wonder that can pay our favorite weather whore Al Gore....they are not making money...they just can't compete with the democrat state run media....I hope they go broke, fold their tent, pack their camel and go home..

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