Alabama Democratic Party Chairwoman got stuck on toilet. She wrote about it in her annual Christmas letter. Some guy named Wade came to her house and tried to lift her off the toilet but she weighed too much so they both ended up on the bathroom floor. TMI, Ms. Worley, TMI! We don’t want that image in our brains.
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Just like our nation, stuck in a toilet.
I just thought of an invention that will make us all rich. RICH! My mom has a lounge chair that lifts her up to her feet - how about the IHTM crowd gets together, draws up some plans, and files a patent for a TOILET that does the same thing? With more and more fat Americans, we will the Toilet Kings of America!
I came up with the idea, so the rest is up to y'all.
Pneumatic, hydraulic, electrical, or one that runs on methane?
Well, I'm leaving the technical details to others but let's be honest: using methane would make it self-powering. That would make it even better - we could sell it to third world areas that don't have electricity.
The article said she was stuck on the toilet, next time she should lift the seat before sticking her head in.
See folks this is where capitalism kicks in. Life Alart for the shitter when your fat ass just can't get up. Act now and we'll send you 12 free rolls of wiping paper.
I was just thinking, I bet she gets disability too and has a "scooter"...
"With no out-of-pocket expense to you!"
Right, it's all out of OUR pockets.
Did she have a sandwich with her?
No, she dropped the loaf.
she had some blubber gum
"Help I've Fallen and I can't get up"...........
BBW is the fastest growing segment of adult entertainment, she's just trying to look good for all the gents.
And by "fastest growing" you mean...?
Yes, that too. There are actually women that are seeing how fast they can gain weight, so their followers will stay with them. I'm waiting to see someone die from this trend.
Alabama has a Democrat party? Is she the one that helped Cochran get reelected?
Must be, she is as full of s**t as he is.
My mother worked for an airline in the 1950's. They had a fat guy get stuck in the restroom on the way back from Hawaii. After they emptied the passengers they had to taxi the plane to their hanger and dismantle the bathroom to get him out.
Seems to me getting out should have been easier than getting in.
Had to think about that for a second.
I'll bet that guy was the butt of a few jokes.
He really made an ass out of himself.
Poor guy was wiped out