ALERT! Delta Airline Flight 1760 — This Is How Pandemics Begin! Shocking Radio Call-in… You’ve Got To Hear This One! How do pandemics start? Obviously due to morons!
This post was last modified on October 16, 2014
ALERT! Delta Airline Flight 1760 — This Is How Pandemics Begin! Shocking Radio Call-in… You’ve Got To Hear This One! How do pandemics start? Obviously due to morons!
This post was last modified on October 16, 2014
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How long before the CDC tells the TSA that we all need rectal temperature probes taken before we board an airplane? "Don't worry, my hands are still warm from the last guy."
That reminds me. What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer? The taste.
OK, I will say one thing, I'm certainly glad I refuse to fly Delta.
OK, who is going to inflate the autopilot?
A troll.......Olivia?
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines.....
Yay, Airplane! thread!
/Assume crash positions!
What do you make of it?
A broach, a tie, a hat........
Remember the part about never underestimating the power of stupid people in large groups, well here's the results, and the group be called democrats.
The CDC said to sneeze into your elbow (rather snooty to boot). You can vomit into your elbow but explosive diarrheaing into your elbow is tough.
Top men people. Smartest people in the world are running things.
Lest us not forget that Kathleen Syphillibellious ran DHS and she laid the background for today's NIH and CDC. I'm sure that her vast executive experience shown with the Obama-democrat Care website all will be well.
"Nervous?"
"First time?"
"No, I've been nervous lots of times."
Hey Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?
Ever been to a Turkish prison?
Roger, Roger.
What's our vector, Victor? With President Eboly in charge I am sure the vector is to the nearest golf course, Victor.
"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your stewardess speaking... We're regret any inconvenience the sudden cabin movement might have caused, this is due to periodic air pockets we encountered, there's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you enjoy the rest of your flight... By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?"
They bought their tickets. They knew what they where getting into. I say let'em crash.
Stewardess..are you telling us everything?
No...were also out of coffee.....
Arrrgghhhh!!!!!! Waaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!
" 'S'mofo butter layin' me to da' BONE! Jackin' me up... tight me!"
I'm sorry, I don't understand...
Stewardess, I speak jive.
I'm not sure. I haven't seen anything like this since the Anita Bryant concert.