ALL embassies told to evacuate staff from Pyongyang

DPRK closes gate

ALL embassies told to evacuate staff from Pyongyang. “… dictator Kim Jong-un warned he could not ‘guarantee the safety of foreigners.'” Dennis Rodman hardest hit, will need to find a new BFF.

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  • South Koreans aren´t scared, so why should someone on the other side of the Pacific be?

    1) The home of the free because of the brave,
    2) Only perpetual readiness for war can lasting Peace.

    • In order to level North Korea, I think it would take like four firecrackers and a good gust of wind.

      Absent that, Seal Team 6 could do it in about 45 minutes.

  • Thank you Jimmy numb nuts Carter and William porker Clinton. These two are the very reason now that president quagmire is looking down the tip of a nuclear North Korean missile and doesn't have the stomach, back bone or gonads to launch a preemptive strike.

    If president quagmire is counting on the Chinese to rein in their yappie little North Korean lap dog, don't count on it. The Chinese army is massed on the border to rush in a prop up their satellite country.

    • Blame Truman. For not letting MacArthur give 'em hell and finish the job right the first time.

      • I brought that up to my liberal neighbor (who fancies himself a history buff) in a recent conversation. It is his contention that the Soviets would have made a move west against NATO if MacArthur would have had his way.

        "But the bulk of the Soviet army was massed in two eastern camps," I contended.

        "Doesn't matter," he countered, "They'd have used nukes against us and our allies."

        "But why wouldn't we have coordinated strikes both east and west?" I asked.

        (Crickets)