Al-Qaeda Posts “Suicide Bombers Wanted” Ad on Internet Forum. Finally! The perfect job for the Occupy Wall Street crowd.
Al-Qaeda Posts “Suicide Bombers Wanted” Ad on Internet Forum. Finally! The perfect job for the Occupy Wall Street crowd.
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One suicide bomber inquirer lamented: Why no hospitalization or dental?
Many job seekers aren't interested because of the retirement plan.
This scenario reminds me of an old joke.
In a war setting, trainees were told how to use hand grenades.
They were told to pull the pin, count to 10, and throw the grenade.
One not so bright guy, let's call him an occupooper, pulls his pin and starts counting on his fingers, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, then, he puts the grenade between his legs, and starts counting on his other hand, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, BOOM!!!
2 problems solved.
Can we volunteer OTHER people? 'Cause I have a short list here...
Trying to eliminate the competition?
Moi? Moi does not have any competition. I thought you knew that.
There is ALWAYS competition, JP. Whether you wish to acknowledge it or not, it's always present.
Except for the 19th hole fish that helped you get your squeee on? Sorry JP, I loved that story. And your wish to, uh, pay your respects graveside.
lol, I had forgotten about that. It's ok, JP, it seems I am an accidental fish killer too.
Where did I tell that story? Here in IHTM?
yeppers
Yup. Felt sorry 'cause the fish nosed it's golf ball into the corner of the tank, wanted to help, you reached in, it bit you and , in your own words, you "squealed like a little girl." (or got your squee on as StrinaM & Doc say). Oh, and the fish died soon thereafter. And it's buried on the course, and if you were sure nobody was looking, you'd relieve some stress on the marker. Still, Great story.
Where did I tell that story? I almost played that course Friday. It would be fun to see if the owners are the same and the gravesite is still marked so I could brag about being the guy who killed the fish.
I think the courses look like this,
http://www.laughness.com/afghan-school-of-suicide-bombers.671
I would like to invite ows to new orleans this week for a hurricane party, i know a canal with their name on it
I've been to New Orleans a few times and I don't remember any canals named The Dumbass Canal.
Don't tell them it is a job. Tell them it is a study program. Otherwise you won't get any OWS volunteers.
I can only hope and wish for many, many, many "accidents" at the little Muslim suicide Bomber academy and camel repair shop.
Reminded me of this, Happy New Ye...BOOM
http://www.wired.com/threatlevel/2011/01/sms-suicide-bomber/
May they have many, many, many more premature explosions...
See? THey ARE crazy! No one in theri right mind wold place this ad, much less answer it! What is WRONG with these guys who want to die so badly!?
Just like Jim Jones, these are cultists, no religion involved. They are also like those idiots who followed Che, they die for something they neither understand or have much knowledge about, except what some shit disturber tells them. Look at liberals, they are fast closing in on extremists as the next bunch of tards. They swallow anything they are told, can not think for themselves, and they are willing and ready to kill themselves for some made up cause. These guys are gonna kick Hitler out of the number one spot in hell very soon.