Alternate TV Guide: What the hell else is on TV tonight while Obama drones on endlessly about healthcare?

You may have read that Fox is the only major TV network not carrying President Obama’s address to a Joint Session of Congress tonight at 8 p.m. EST.

Although Fox is opting to air its hit show “So You Think You Can Dance,” Obama-TV will seemingly be everywhere else.

ABC, CBS, NBC, CNN, Fox News, Fox Business, and MSBNC are all interrupting their regular broadcasting schedule to air Barack Obama’s 112th healthcare speech, but do not despair. They always said we’d have unlimited options when we had 500 TV channels and that dream is finally being fulfilled.

Alternate, non-Obama programming is as near as your remote control. Here are a few programs that look interesting to us:

Fox – So You Think You Can Dance
BBC – Kitchen Nightmares
CW – America’s Next Top Model
A&E – Dog the Bounty Hunter
Animal Planet – Untamed & Uncut
BET – Nora’s Hair Salon
Bravo – Top Chef: Las Vegas
ESPN – Major League baseball
MTV – Pranked
Discovery – MythBusters
TLC – Lottery Changed My Life
Travel – Extreme Megastructures

Enjoy. And pray that the program on Animal Planet isn’t really about the provision of ObamaCare that requires circumcisions for all newborn boys.