Ambassador: Cancer-Riddled Hugo Chavez Only Has Months To Live

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• I generally try and take no joy in the death of anyone, even when Osama got his head blown off . . . but for Chavez I'd make an exception, and for the Castros too.

  • I need Hugo to hold on through the New Year so I can draft him in my Dead Pool for 2012.

• I love it. News like this really makes my day.

• Ahhhhhhhhhh That's Karma...Your a shithead, it will come back to bite you in the ass....Best news today. I'm sure Sean Penn is in the will, maybe we'll get a two-fer and Penn will leave to be the dictator in Venezuela...and take Michael Moore as tourism director...

  • Maybethey could also return the MLB Pitcher who has been kidnapped there. Guess he was too pro American.

    • He was found alive on Saturday night and healthy...Kidnapped from his moms house, Hugo probably wanted some of his money....

      • Glad he's back. I was concerned they aould get the money then kill him anyway.

• Couldn't have happened to a nice guy. Can't wait till the people find out Hugo's government has been lying to them about their "Dear leader"

• Uh oh, another strong arm dictator going down will create a power vacuum in Venezuela. Look out for Latin terror group, El Quesadillo to gain a foothold in Venezuela.

• Cancer, nature's great equalizer. Too bad Chavez can't give it to the Castro brothers.