An “occupy” movement we’d all love to see… Occupying Jupiter is good, although they might prefer to Occupy Uranus. As always, thanks to Elizabeth Warren for creating the intellectual foundation or something…
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Michael Moore probably has 71% of the mass of the Occupiers, too.
Closer to 99 %, or so they claim.
WIN
Actually, I'm not that concerned which planet they occupy, as long as it's not this one. Good choice though, making it a planet further from the sun. These idiots might enjoy a bit of global cooling. Since this planet is too hot for them, maybe they'll be happy somewhere the average temperature is -166° F. Remember to bring your hoodies and a Snuggie!
Unfortunately, the word wrap on my post made it miss, the temp listed was actually -166° F.
Oh bravo, well done! I'll have to share with the lefties on Fark and GoComics!
Anyone mind if i download and repost?
From what I hear the occupied places already smell like uranus, 1,000's of them.
You know the OWS protesters came from the planet Poop-Shooter 5 in the Ford Galaxy, which circles the Mercury Comet in the Mangina quadrant of our solar system...They were on their way to Uranus when the driver of their space ship got stoned and took a wrong turn at Hale-Bop, and they all ended up here....That means they are all illegal aliens and registered democrats now...
I haven't laughed that hard in a long, long while.