Angered wife sprays vanilla-scented Lysol on her farting husband exacerbating domestic dispute

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• I don't know what happened, officer. I was just cleaning it and it went off.

  • Next time don't pull your finger.

    • LOL, cute story.
      I was at the DMV with the ex wife and her 6 year old daughter.
      The kid was acting up, and I put her in a chair and told her to sit, she kept squirming and acting up, so I pointed at her while having a stern look on my face.
      She reached out and pulled my finger!
      I told her that it didn't work, because it wasn't loaded.
      Everyone around us was laughing!

      • If I hear one more farted-in-the-DMV story...

        • But I DIDN'T fart!

        • If I hear one more didn't-fart-in-the-DMV story…

        • I didn't fart in the DMV one time.

        • What did the gasoline car say to the electric car?

          "I'm exhausted."

        • and then the 'lectric car responded:
          KABOOM

    • lol
      silly female, who will save you now?

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wNf9rEPoc8Q

      also:
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMnjF1O4eH0

• Hope my wife doesn't read this article!

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W77Kwh6f0TE

    if she does, i hope she digs this ^
    for your sake.
    sake? nipponese rice wine.

• Women! He was just blowing her a kiss and she get's pissed off!

  • That we men are so misunderstood is the the deepest cut of all.

    • lol, insert manipulativable in place of misunderstood.

• Seriously now , imagine if this were some women named Lorena .

  Or even worse Oblivious . ( I know , I know , she who must not be named )

  • My bad ---"shall.........................."

  • She who *shall* not be named.

    • That's my fault, I goofed up the explaination.

      • you also goofed up SPELLING eksplaynation.

• Back in the day, a guy farts, the wife gets mad, and it's called marriage. Now-a-days the police get involved. No wonder the world is turning to shit.

  • If the world turned to shit, this problem wouldn't exist in the first place.

• She better be careful because payback stinks.

• "But the details are still up in the air." The molecules of fart details? How weird.

  • Now the incident is public, there will be a permanent cloud over their marriage.

    • Will it help patch the hole in the ozone?

      • I wouldn't poot any money on it.

        • uhm, jptravis

          you don't have to work blue to be funny son.

          h/t hank hill

• u r doing it wrong

  • Yeah, its not his eyes that were causing the problem.