Angered wife sprays vanilla-scented Lysol on her farting husband exacerbating domestic dispute. Next time use Fabreze and it won’t be a problem.

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BobontheJob
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I don’t know what happened, officer. I was just cleaning it and it went off.

drb
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drb

Next time don’t pull your finger.

RobertW
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poppajoe49
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poppajoe49

LOL, cute story.
I was at the DMV with the ex wife and her 6 year old daughter.
The kid was acting up, and I put her in a chair and told her to sit, she kept squirming and acting up, so I pointed at her while having a stern look on my face.
She reached out and pulled my finger!
I told her that it didn’t work, because it wasn’t loaded.
Everyone around us was laughing!

JPTravis
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If I hear one more farted-in-the-DMV story…

poppajoe49
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poppajoe49

But I DIDN’T fart!

JPTravis
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If I hear one more didn’t-fart-in-the-DMV story…

flashingscotsman
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I didn’t fart in the DMV one time.

JPTravis
Member

What did the gasoline car say to the electric car?

“I’m exhausted.”

RobertW
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and then the ‘lectric car responded:
KABOOM

matthew s harrison
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matthew s harrison

Hope my wife doesn’t read this article!

RobertW
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W77Kwh6f0TE

if she does, i hope she digs this ^
for your sake.
sake? nipponese rice wine.

Porky Al Jimmydad
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Porky Al Jimmydad

Women! He was just blowing her a kiss and she get’s pissed off!

JPTravis
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That we men are so misunderstood is the the deepest cut of all.

RobertW
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lol, insert manipulativable in place of misunderstood.

Neo-7
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Neo-7

Seriously now , imagine if this were some women named Lorena .

Or even worse Oblivious . ( I know , I know , she who must not be named )

drb
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drb

She who *shall* not be named.

poppajoe49
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poppajoe49

That’s my fault, I goofed up the explaination.

RobertW
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you also goofed up SPELLING eksplaynation.

Neo-7
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Neo-7

My bad —“shall……………………..”

Joe
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Joe

Back in the day, a guy farts, the wife gets mad, and it’s called marriage. Now-a-days the police get involved. No wonder the world is turning to shit.

JPTravis
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If the world turned to shit, this problem wouldn’t exist in the first place.

Trickie
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Trickie

She better be careful because payback stinks.

KimmyQueen
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KimmyQueen

“But the details are still up in the air.” The molecules of fart details? How weird.

JPTravis
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Now the incident is public, there will be a permanent cloud over their marriage.

poppajoe49
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poppajoe49

Will it help patch the hole in the ozone?

JPTravis
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I wouldn’t poot any money on it.

RobertW
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uhm, jptravis

you don’t have to work blue to be funny son.

h/t hank hill

RobertW
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u r doing it wrong

JPTravis
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Yeah, its not his eyes that were causing the problem.