Angered wife sprays vanilla-scented Lysol on her farting husband exacerbating domestic dispute. Next time use Fabreze and it won’t be a problem.

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BobontheJob
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I don’t know what happened, officer. I was just cleaning it and it went off.

drb
Member

Next time don’t pull your finger.

poppajoe49
Member

LOL, cute story.
I was at the DMV with the ex wife and her 6 year old daughter.
The kid was acting up, and I put her in a chair and told her to sit, she kept squirming and acting up, so I pointed at her while having a stern look on my face.
She reached out and pulled my finger!
I told her that it didn’t work, because it wasn’t loaded.
Everyone around us was laughing!

JPTravis
Member

If I hear one more farted-in-the-DMV story…

poppajoe49
Member

But I DIDN’T fart!

JPTravis
Member

If I hear one more didn’t-fart-in-the-DMV story…

flashingscotsman
Member

I didn’t fart in the DMV one time.

JPTravis
Member

What did the gasoline car say to the electric car?

“I’m exhausted.”

RobertW
Member

and then the ‘lectric car responded:
KABOOM

RobertW
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matthew s harrison
Member

Hope my wife doesn’t read this article!

RobertW
Member

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W77Kwh6f0TE

if she does, i hope she digs this ^
for your sake.
sake? nipponese rice wine.

Porky Al Jimmydad
Member

Women! He was just blowing her a kiss and she get’s pissed off!

JPTravis
Member

That we men are so misunderstood is the the deepest cut of all.

RobertW
Member

lol, insert manipulativable in place of misunderstood.

Neo-7
Member

Seriously now , imagine if this were some women named Lorena .

Or even worse Oblivious . ( I know , I know , she who must not be named )

Neo-7
Member

My bad —“shall……………………..”

drb
Member

She who *shall* not be named.

poppajoe49
Member

That’s my fault, I goofed up the explaination.

RobertW
Member

you also goofed up SPELLING eksplaynation.

Joe
Member

Back in the day, a guy farts, the wife gets mad, and it’s called marriage. Now-a-days the police get involved. No wonder the world is turning to shit.

JPTravis
Member

If the world turned to shit, this problem wouldn’t exist in the first place.

Trickie
Member

She better be careful because payback stinks.

KimmyQueen
Guest

“But the details are still up in the air.” The molecules of fart details? How weird.

JPTravis
Member

Now the incident is public, there will be a permanent cloud over their marriage.

poppajoe49
Member

Will it help patch the hole in the ozone?

JPTravis
Member

I wouldn’t poot any money on it.

RobertW
Member

uhm, jptravis

you don’t have to work blue to be funny son.

h/t hank hill

RobertW
Member

u r doing it wrong

JPTravis
Member

Yeah, its not his eyes that were causing the problem.

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